Story Time: A tale of my niece
My niece is 5 years old, my parents are watching her while her mom works. I get up out of bed and walk out into the living room to see what my mom and her are doing. They are parent trapping it up on the disney channel if you wanted to know. Well she has like 5 easter baskets, and there is one egg sitting on top of the fluff they have. I take the egg and shake it to see if there is something inside, there is. My niece says something about it, and I pretend to chuck it. She looks me right in the eye and says "Don't even think about it."
Probably one of those you had to been there stories.