Thread: Story Time: A tale of my niece

Originally Posted by metrobluejay

My niece is 5 years old, my parents are watching her while her mom works. Her father was busted for touching her at age two or something like that. I get up out of bed and walk out into the living room to see what my mom and her are doing. I couldnt believe it! They are watching the disney channel if you wanted to know. Well she has like 5 easter baskets with chocolate dildos, and there is two eggs and a banana sitting on top of my mums fluff. I take the eggs and shake it to see if there is something inside, there is. My niece says something about it, and I pretend to suck it. She looks me right in the eye and says "Don't even think about it."

Probably one of those you had to been there stories.

Yup, I guess so...

Wow...your niece can read minds.

Originally Posted by metrobluejay

My niece is 5 years old, my parent's off duty prostitutes are watching her while her mom works. Her father and his poker buddies were busted for touching her at age two or something like that. I get up out of bed after accidentally jerking off onto my keyboard and walk out into the living room to get some rags and see what my mom's whores and her are doing. I couldnt believe it! They are watching the disney channel uncensored if you wanted to know. Well she has like 5326 easter baskets shaped like scrotum's with chocolate dildos, and there are two strung out trannies shooting heroin in the corner. I take the heroin and shake it to see if there is something inside, there is. My niece says something about it, and I pretend to shoot up. She looks me right in the eye and says "Don't even think about it."

Probably one of those you had to been there stories.

Yup, I guess so...

Originally Posted by coolerimmortal

Where is...the funny?

thats exactly what i was thinking. =/

Originally Posted by Aikido

Yup, I guess so...

Mmm...pasta.

I still don't get the funny..

that wasn't pasta. I was just piggybacking off tet. I dont use pasta.

I just want to know if there actually is a funny... I see nothing...

I dont see the fun too, but what could be funny if you see it:
A little kid sits there with a mountain of easterstuff and when you take 1 thing out of the mountain, it gets angry like hell.