You know that stuff in anime where you bump into them in a corner and like, getting introduced or meeting them later, then a love love romance comedy develops?
Yeah. I was walking downtown today and when I was about to turn a corner, I bumped into this huge bodybuilding bald dude, effectively knocking me down. He offered to help me up, a big friendly apologetic smile on his face, but the ramifications of accepting his help and getting to make his acquaintance was just so ****ing scary that I ran away crying.
True story. Well, minus the crying.