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    Hanul is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Default Michael Jackson wants a Pedo-Bot in Vegas

    http://music-news.com/ShowNews.asp?nItemID=13535
    Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports. .

    The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.

    It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

    If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

    It is the centre-piece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot's designer.

    Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn-up for the show and seen by the star.

    "Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them", he told the New York Daily News.

    On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

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    adonai is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    So he's going to shoot at airplanes?

    I've seen lasers before, and that's pretty much they only way you can see them, it's not like they're streams of light in the air...

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    lol, yeah...this'll definitely bring back his credibility as a sane person. >_>

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    Great just what we need a Mecha Michael. HE HE!

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    Can we just throw him in the nuthouse and get this over with?

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    sadly we aren't allowed to vote on that matter otherwise he would have been in jail before he could unzip his pants
    REALLY?!?!?!?!




    Reeeeeaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyy?

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    It's just a publicity stunt.

    A while ago he made a report that he wanted to try and freeze his body to preserve it for the future.

    This robot idea is the dumbest thing ever. I wonder if it'll even be able to walk... in sand.

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    ^ If I recall correctly, the deserts in Nevada doesn't really have too much sand, still bipedal locomotion in a 50 foot tall robot should be pretty difficult.

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    It would be sweet if he moonwalked and then spun into a nut grab.

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    now people can literally idolize him, not like they don't anyway.
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