funniest joke u ever heard
i want to no the funniest joke u ever heard and plz don't post retarded jokes that are lame at least try the joke out on a friend be fore u posted it
my favorite joke my self is the one about this little boy and little girl who are naked playing in the sand box( it ok to be naked if ur little) anyways after they finish the little girl goes to he mother and says mommy i have a diffrent part down there then then the little boy the mommy expains that she has fire house and the little boy has a fire truck and she also says never let the little boy but his fire truck in your fire house....meanwhile the little boy asks the same question to his father the faters says u have a fire truck and she has a firehouse and also always try to but ur fire truck in her fire house. then ext dat the little kid play in the sand box naked again and an hour passes untill the little girl comes back the her mom with blood all over here and here mom asks wat happened and the little girl replied the little boy tried to stick his firetruck in my firehouse soo i ripped his wheels off lol
I ... didn't find that too funny.
Is that little girl taking steroids?
well why don't u tell me one of ur jokes... because they have to be much better then mine
I think anything I said would be better then that.
The only hilarious jokes I know are racist jokes. Sorry, can't post those.
Originally Posted by lovehinamegaphone
oh man thats nasty....lol...
grammar and spelling kinda threw me off in some parts
Sig was too big.
LHM is still alive??? well that joke barely made me crack a smile
you want a funny joke, A man walked in to a bar.... Ouch.
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Not my favourite, but the OP reminded me of it.
A man is bathing his daughter, and she turns to him, points at his penis and asks "Whats that?" To which the man replies "Err... um... i... its my duck!" He quickly tries to explain that she shouldn't be thinking about those sort of things at her age, but she doesn't listen.
Later that night, the father puts the girl to bed and a few hours later goes to bed himself.
The next morning, the man wakes up and howls in pain as he looks down at the bloody mess where his penis should be. He sees his daughter in the corner and asks what the hell happened, to which the girl replies: " I came into your room last night, because I wanted to see the ducky, but when I stroked the duck it spat at me, so I kicked its head in, crushed its eggs and burnt its nest."