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Why are all blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them!
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Petrificus totalus!
I reaaaaaalllllly have to stop. >.<
Why are all blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them!
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This is an old one I've posted in an earlier joke thread, hopefully you get this, otherwise you fail.
A guy goes into a bar when the bar tender tells him
"I bet you $100 to drink 10 jugs of beer, wrestle the alligator outside and make love to the lonely woman upstairs."
The guy accepts the challenge and drinks 100 jugs of beer and then goes outside. Several hours pass before he comes back in and asks "Where's that woman I gotta wrestle now?"
Until one has given everything, one has given nothing.
—Georges Guynemer
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A hungry man walks into a bar and sees an old timer sitting in the corner just staring at a big bowl of chili.
The man stands there and watches for a while, but the old guy does nothing and continues to stare at the chili.
On impulse, the man walks over to where the old guy is sitting and snatches the bowl away and starts to eat it.
THe man is getting near the end of his meal, when he notices a mutilated dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl and throws up the entire meal back into the bowl.
At this point the old man turns to him and says, "yep, thats about as far as I got too."
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^that is sick....i can imagine that whole scenario..
@hanul: that was funny!
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant,
gorgeous, talented, fabulous?"
Actually, who are you not to be?
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