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    El Gus is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Jakko, you just made my day. Sherman's a not-thaaaaaaaat-close second.

    Q- What did the deadhead say when he ran out of pot?
    A- "...Wow, this music sucks!"
    Why So Green And Lonely? We Are Accidents Waiting To Happen.

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    Sherman is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tagger View Post
    A man has a 40 inch penis;
    Despite breaking all the records this man is miserable because, quite frankly, every woman he encounters is terrified of his enourmous love stick.
    Man, I know what that's like.... (especially in Japan) ... *sigh*

    Quote Originally Posted by EL Gus
    Q- What did the deadhead say when he ran out of pot?
    A- "...Wow, this music sucks!"
    Ahahaha

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    A pirate walks into a bar, with a woman holding a steering-wheel to his groin as he walks. The bartender asks, "Isn't it annoying having that woman there all the time?" The pirate replies, "Yarr! She's driving me nuts!"

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    The love story of Ralph & Edna.
    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
    mean they don't love you with all they have.
    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
    they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into

    the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
    him
    out.
    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
    immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
    considered her to be mentally stable.
    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
    and
    bad news. *The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able

    to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
    the
    person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound
    mindedness.

    The bad news is, Ralph, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe
    belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
    "How soon can I go home?"
    "Look I have a brain, I just took it out so it wouldn't get wet." - Meatwad ATHF

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    sperm worm is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    o...kayyy....?

    what the hell is this?


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    death incarnate is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    these jokes are okay. i think the ones that are really funny are racist jokes as long as you can take it. please mods can we have racist jokes please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by death incarnate View Post
    these jokes are okay. i think the ones that are really funny are racist jokes as long as you can take it. please mods can we have racist jokes please?
    Somehow I don't think that would be appropriate. Besides, its not us you should be asking, you should be asking those who might be offended by the joke.

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    ns8730 is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    K, not the funniest but the easiest to remember:

    Guy walks into a drycleaner's and says 'can you get this stain off my jeans?'
    The drycleaner is hard of hearing and goes 'come again?'
    Guy says 'no no, it's a wine stain this time'

    badoom chhh

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    ragnarok_moogle is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    the funniest jokes i've heard are mostly inside jokes.

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    Three men walk into a bar, the fourth one ducked.
    Are you happy? I am happy.

 

 
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