RoflMissing penis, lol that reminds me of a joke.
King Arthur is off to fight a war in a distant land, but he doesn't trust Guinevere to stay faithful and he doesn't trust his knights to remain loyal, so he goes to Merlin and asks for a chastity belt. Merlin works for a week and goes back to Arthur with the device and says: Sire, I bring you the item that thou hath requested. It is a chastity belt of magical properties that sever all that pass through it." To demonstrate, he takes an old wand and passes it through the hole. Suddenly two magical jaws close, slicing the wand clean in two.
Impressed, Arthur fits the belt to his queen and rides off to war, leaving his knights a stern warning that he will know if anyone has cheated with the queen.
Upon his return he gathers his knights in the courtyard and orders them to drop their trousers. Sure enough all the knights have nothing but a bloody stump where their penis should be. All but Sir Galahad that is.
Filled with joy that at least one knight remained loyal to him, Arthur speaks to Galahad and says: "Sir Galahad, you have proven to me that you are a truly loyal and noble knight, as a reward name any five counties in England and they shall be yours to own."
But alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.
Isn't that jsut like the one with the farmer and the glittering dust?