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    Hanul is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98abaile View Post
    Missing penis, lol that reminds me of a joke.

    King Arthur is off to fight a war in a distant land, but he doesn't trust Guinevere to stay faithful and he doesn't trust his knights to remain loyal, so he goes to Merlin and asks for a chastity belt. Merlin works for a week and goes back to Arthur with the device and says: Sire, I bring you the item that thou hath requested. It is a chastity belt of magical properties that sever all that pass through it." To demonstrate, he takes an old wand and passes it through the hole. Suddenly two magical jaws close, slicing the wand clean in two.

    Impressed, Arthur fits the belt to his queen and rides off to war, leaving his knights a stern warning that he will know if anyone has cheated with the queen.

    Upon his return he gathers his knights in the courtyard and orders them to drop their trousers. Sure enough all the knights have nothing but a bloody stump where their penis should be. All but Sir Galahad that is.

    Filled with joy that at least one knight remained loyal to him, Arthur speaks to Galahad and says: "Sir Galahad, you have proven to me that you are a truly loyal and noble knight, as a reward name any five counties in England and they shall be yours to own."

    But alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.
    Rofl
    Isn't that jsut like the one with the farmer and the glittering dust?

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    ... LAWL
    Took a second to figure that out, but when I realized... funny as hell.

    My wii-wii winces for all those males who have bitchy partners who'd like to 'play a trick' on em...

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    I hope they make it cheap. I'd buy a lot for gag birthday presents.

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    Genious idea, exept from that it must be uncomfortable wearing it all the time..
    And if it get's broken or something, that gotta hurt like shit untill you get it out

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    Am I the only one who thinks somebody didn't think this through before they designed it?

    I mean, rapists suck and all, but I don't see this thing as working terribly well.

    1. A guy who's prepared to rape a girl is just gonna get madder if his dick gets bitten - and he will already be in a position of physical power when it happens. She's dead.

    2. How the hell does she wear it? That's gotta be uncomfortable. All the time? Or just when she's walking to her car? For it to be so small and inconspicuous that he can't even notice and remove it, it's gonna have to be right in there. That sucks.

    3. Another weapon for vindictive women to use against boyfriends who they're angry with. As if just being able to call "rape" on them in the first place wasn't enough. And don't tell me no-one will use it like that. Women are emotional, volatile and incredibly vindictive if something rubs them up the wrong way. So to speak.

    I think she needs to go back to the drawing board.

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    lol thought about how it would be if the guy got it and put it on inside out and then did some girl or raped em
    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon
    Well, I happen to be a slut with panties. And a miniskirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulless_freak View Post
    lol thought about how it would be if the guy got it and put it on inside out and then did some girl or raped em
    How is that "lol" material?

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolerimmortal View Post
    How is that "lol" material?
    His username is soulless_freak. :/


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    soulless_freak is offline Senior Member Regular
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    i just say lol in ever sentence incase you havnt noticed, look back at anypost and youll see a lol in it, i wasnt laughing about it but it was amusing for this invention to be turned around like that i dunno if you could actually turn it around like that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon
    Well, I happen to be a slut with panties. And a miniskirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulless_freak View Post
    i just say lol in ever sentence incase you havnt noticed, look back at anypost and youll see a lol in it, i wasnt laughing about it but it was amusing for this invention to be turned around like that i dunno if you could actually turn it around like that.
    Lose the lols, then. Attached to a sentence like the one in your previous post, it makes it appear that you need a pipe jammed down your throat.

 

 
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