World Battle Royale
I'm hella talkitive tonight huh? And apparently extremely violent cause this next one is too,
Let's say, just for the fun of it, that for whatever reason (the world has been intoxicated with some weird disease that makes everyone insand, The sun has been blocked out, Jesus came back and gave everyone the middle finger, Anime is made illegal around the Globe, The Dave Matthew Band creates another album, whatever) everyone in the world was to have a fist fight to the death. No weapons, no nukes, no nothing but man on man action (oh my good friend innuendo, how I have missed thee), who would come out on top (again!)? Though the battle will have been long and hard (okay now I'm pushing it), someone will have to win.
So my question is, who takes this mystery victory. Now I know a lot of people are going to say some kung fu master like Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan, but not me, I feel that most people would gang up on the likes of them and take their asses down quickly.
My bet? Ronnie Coleman. I don't care who you are, going against seven time all around strongman Mr. Olympia is deffinently a bad choice, your gonna stay away from his juiced up bicepts and shiny head.
So let me know, whose your pick for the worlds greatest death match ever, Does Mike Tyson get his hand held up with an ear in his mouth? Does Mike Moore eat Drew Barrymore? Does that skinny tall bitch from friends go berserk and decapitate Joey?
Tell us, and don't EVER say "me"!
(P.S. I didn't say Cutler cause, even if he is the current Mr. O, his awful haircut makes him the prime victim for most crazy people... and the writers of Flex Magazine... None of you know what I'm talking about do you?)
Chuck Norris, no reason needed.
Well since a picture is worth a thousand words... A picture with words in it must be worth a million <3
Mr. Rogers! I mean he won in a matchup with superheros and villans.
lol, isn't Mr. Rodgers dead?
"strongest there is"
Oh shit, get in the car.
Originally Posted by Weero
.........I like Dave Matthews Band.... .-.
I think it'd be Tony Bennett. I mean, if he's not dead yet.... I can't see anything killing him. He's just always around.