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    DeathScythe10x is offline Senior Member Regular
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    xD photoshop a gun into his hand
    Get it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Volvogga View Post
    . ion has joined #sp
    [ion] today's my birthday
    [deMoN] yo happy bday man
    [ion] thanks, my dad brought me a new case home from his work today
    [...]
    [zeff] nah, it's funnier this way.
    [plague] of course...
    Note: the fuse box in his house was fried. knocked the power out.
    lol

    => that makes me wonder, there should be an equivalent to the french site http://www.bashfr.org/?sort=latest in english ..?? i want links

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    Quote Originally Posted by shautieh View Post
    lol

    => that makes me wonder, there should be an equivalent to the french site http://www.bashfr.org/?sort=latest in english ..?? i want links
    Haha!
    http://www.bashfr.org/?5272

    Charly : comment tu dis "lol" en anglais ?

    lol that's stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeathScythe10x View Post
    xD photoshop a gun into his hand
    http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6678/57505768oc5.jpg

    LOL!

    EDIT: btw I didn't do this! I got it from the thread

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    Hahaha. Uhh... Bash.org, Shautieh? ^^

    I got that off of DoomDead before the database was taken down. So sad

    Random Problem/Solution Tech Support Generator!
    http://www.bbspot.com/toys/tech_supp...db255.49339128

    Problem: It appears that Linus Torvalds got your password and erased all your PowerPoint presentations.
    Solution:
    You need to delete mmsystem.dll and reinstall DirectX.

    Rofl! XD

    Problem: Your hard drive is getting interference from the microwave which is causing it to sizzle.
    Solution: Blame it all on Jesus and reboot.


    Writing that one down... :P
    Vol~

    thanks to Silverwmoon!

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    Problem: A memory leak from ICQ is causing your transistor array to make popping noises which is attracting rancid grasshoppers.

    Solution: You should expect this problem to continue for one year, unless you stop masturbating with your mouse


    ... -_-

    Problem: Looks like you got infected by the W32.Beagle.T@mm virus, from a rogue Logo script installed by Kevin Mitnick.
    Solution: Draw a picture of Sid Meier naked, delete your quicktime.exe file, and say "slimy guinea pig" three times, that always works for me.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Problem: You have a corrupted firefox.exe file, caused by the recent Supreme Court ruling.
    Solution: You should sacrifice a chicken to the god of PHP.

    Anyone have a chicken handy?

    Vol -
    Problem: Your keyboard is getting interference from the water cooler which is causing it to make farting sounds.
    Solution: Blame it all on Bill Gates and reboot.

    Apparently, I'm not worth writing a new problem/solution for; this looks oddly familiar...
    ~Digital_Eon~




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    Problem: Your monitor is getting interference from the microwave which is causing it to turn to dust.

    Solution: You're going to have to disconnect your flux capacitor, if you want it to work.
    I AM EPIC!

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    Pebkac.....>_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by child_of_serenity View Post
    Pebkac.....>_>
    da fuck?

    Edit:
    Nvm... haven't heard that in a while. I remember now.
    /edit

    New Year Call
    Here's a call I had before New Year's Eve:
    SF: I can't seem.... to.... get pictures on this...... <brand name omitted> digital camera.
    Me: Could you be more specific sir? (wondering why the customer had long pauses when speaking)
    SF: All the pictures.... I taaaake.... looook all blurry... <long pause then some sort of a moan>
    Me: <mute>What in the world?!?</mute> Uhmmm, sir they're blurry right?
    SF: Yeah, yeah... and they all look kinda.... wierd....
    Me: Okay, and how do you take those pictures? SF: I was just trying to take.... a fffficture.... of my best friend's assss....
    Me: <mute>WTF!!!</mute> Excuse me sir? You're friend's ass?
    SF: Yeah... just for funnn.... but all the pictures I take are all.... damn blurry and wierd....
    Me:<pressing mute and talking to my supervisor> Hey Jimmy! This guy sounds like he's wasted. What do I do?</mute>Uhm... can I put you on hold for a minute sir? I need to do some research on this.
    SF: Sure thing... take your time man... <hold> after 1 min and 30 secs </hold>
    Me: Thank you for waiting sir. <waits for reply>
    SF: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
    Me: Sir? Are you still there?
    SF: Zzzzzzzzzzz....
    Me:<pressing mute while talking to a supervisor>Hey Jimmy! This guy slept on me!<supervisor shouts in the background "Release the call dude!">
    SF: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... <groan> <moan>
    Me: Erm thank you for calling tech support and have a happy new year.
    SF: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

    [By: omikasigi / 2005-01-02]


    Always liked that one. Yay for Tech Support Comedy. ^^
    Vol~

    thanks to Silverwmoon!

 

 
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