Thread: An all new low.

xD photoshop a gun into his hand

Originally Posted by Volvogga

. ion has joined #sp
[ion] today's my birthday
[deMoN] yo happy bday man
[ion] thanks, my dad brought me a new case home from his work today
[...]
[zeff] nah, it's funnier this way.
[plague] of course...
Note: the fuse box in his house was fried. knocked the power out.

lol

=> that makes me wonder, there should be an equivalent to the french site http://www.bashfr.org/?sort=latest in english ..?? i want links

Originally Posted by shautieh

lol

=> that makes me wonder, there should be an equivalent to the french site http://www.bashfr.org/?sort=latest in english ..?? i want links

Haha!
http://www.bashfr.org/?5272

Charly : comment tu dis "lol" en anglais ?

lol that's stupid.

Originally Posted by DeathScythe10x

xD photoshop a gun into his hand

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6678/57505768oc5.jpg

LOL!

EDIT: btw I didn't do this! I got it from the thread

Hahaha. Uhh... Bash.org, Shautieh? ^^

I got that off of DoomDead before the database was taken down. So sad

Random Problem/Solution Tech Support Generator!
http://www.bbspot.com/toys/tech_supp...db255.49339128

Problem: It appears that Linus Torvalds got your password and erased all your PowerPoint presentations.
Solution: You need to delete mmsystem.dll and reinstall DirectX.

Rofl! XD

Problem: Your hard drive is getting interference from the microwave which is causing it to sizzle.
Solution: Blame it all on Jesus and reboot.


Writing that one down... :P

Problem: A memory leak from ICQ is causing your transistor array to make popping noises which is attracting rancid grasshoppers.

Solution: You should expect this problem to continue for one year, unless you stop masturbating with your mouse


... -_-

Problem: Looks like you got infected by the W32.Beagle.T@mm virus, from a rogue Logo script installed by Kevin Mitnick.
Solution: Draw a picture of Sid Meier naked, delete your quicktime.exe file, and say "slimy guinea pig" three times, that always works for me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Problem: You have a corrupted firefox.exe file, caused by the recent Supreme Court ruling.
Solution: You should sacrifice a chicken to the god of PHP.

Anyone have a chicken handy?

Vol -
Problem: Your keyboard is getting interference from the water cooler which is causing it to make farting sounds.
Solution: Blame it all on Bill Gates and reboot.

Apparently, I'm not worth writing a new problem/solution for; this looks oddly familiar...

Problem: Your monitor is getting interference from the microwave which is causing it to turn to dust.

Solution: You're going to have to disconnect your flux capacitor, if you want it to work.

I AM EPIC!

Pebkac.....>_>

Originally Posted by child_of_serenity

Pebkac.....>_>

da fuck?

Edit:
Nvm... haven't heard that in a while. I remember now.
/edit

New Year Call
Here's a call I had before New Year's Eve:
SF: I can't seem.... to.... get pictures on this...... <brand name omitted> digital camera.
Me: Could you be more specific sir? (wondering why the customer had long pauses when speaking)
SF: All the pictures.... I taaaake.... looook all blurry... <long pause then some sort of a moan>
Me: <mute>What in the world?!?</mute> Uhmmm, sir they're blurry right?
SF: Yeah, yeah... and they all look kinda.... wierd....
Me: Okay, and how do you take those pictures? SF: I was just trying to take.... a fffficture.... of my best friend's assss....
Me: <mute>WTF!!!</mute> Excuse me sir? You're friend's ass?
SF: Yeah... just for funnn.... but all the pictures I take are all.... damn blurry and wierd....
Me:<pressing mute and talking to my supervisor> Hey Jimmy! This guy sounds like he's wasted. What do I do?</mute>Uhm... can I put you on hold for a minute sir? I need to do some research on this.
SF: Sure thing... take your time man... <hold> after 1 min and 30 secs </hold>
Me: Thank you for waiting sir. <waits for reply>
SF: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Me: Sir? Are you still there?
SF: Zzzzzzzzzzz....
Me:<pressing mute while talking to a supervisor>Hey Jimmy! This guy slept on me!<supervisor shouts in the background "Release the call dude!">
SF: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... <groan> <moan>
Me: Erm thank you for calling tech support and have a happy new year.
SF: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
[By: omikasigi / 2005-01-02]

Always liked that one. Yay for Tech Support Comedy. ^^