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    Default 30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

    1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

    2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

    3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the darn HAT*

    4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

    5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

    6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

    7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

    8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

    8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

    9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

    10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

    11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a wussy

    11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

    12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

    13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

    14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the poop out of him.

    15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

    16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

    17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

    18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

    19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

    20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like poop, so be understanding.

    21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

    22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better darn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

    23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

    24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

    25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

    26. Memorize their god darn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

    27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

    28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

    29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

    30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

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    And would you like a foot massage with that your highness?~

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98abaile View Post
    And would you like a foot massage with that your highness?~
    no stranger is gonna touch my feet! hey, just some tips for u to get some luvin' boy. girls can be complicated u knows

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    Haha, oh wow.

    ... No.

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    This reminds me a bit of Maddox's article.
    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gi?u=26_things
    Just so you know, I don't always agree with him, this thread just reminds me of that article a bit.

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    Actually, most of them are true.
    But..why did you have to post them on a forum such as StopTazmo?
    We're all losers here who have never seen a girl whose name doesn't end in .jpg.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 98abaile View Post
    This reminds me a bit of Maddox's article.
    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gi?u=26_things
    Just so you know, I don't always agree with him, this thread just reminds me of that article a bit.
    um...freakish. that list is all about action and actions can be really misleading. it's the thought and how someone feels that truely tells how someone feels for another

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    here's an email i got explainign our side of the story:
    The Guys' side

    Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

    Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


    **********

    1. Men are NOT mind readers.

    ************

    1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

    ************

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    ************

    1. Ask for what you want.

    Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just say it!

    ************

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    ************

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    ************

    1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

    ************

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

    ************

    1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

    ************

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

    ************

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

    ************

    1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    ************

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    ************

    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

    ************

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    ************

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    ************

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    ************

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .

    ************

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

    ************

    1. You have enough clothes.

    ************

    1. You have too many shoes.

    ************

    1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

    ************

    1. Thank you for reading this.
    Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

    ps. i copy pasted, that's why it's so spread out,

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    Do you win a prize if your already doing 24 of the 30 things?

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    Ah, chauvinism...



 

 
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