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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez View Post
    We're all losers here who have never seen a girl whose name doesn't end in .jpg.
    AWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    *HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLES!*

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez View Post
    Actually, most of them are true.
    But..why did you have to post them on a forum such as StopTazmo?
    We're all losers here who have never seen a girl whose name doesn't end in .jpg.
    Oh wow, I lol'd! XD

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    1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
    I don't run around in my underwear, and the girls in my flat don't either.

    6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
    And if you slap them hard, you're a bigot.
    No, just no.

    11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a wussy
    Bu they still expect you to pay for all of it anyway, especially on a date (which is basically any time you go outside with her).

    11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
    .....

    12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
    Every guy should expect to get at least three things from his girlfriend: their clothes stolen, their dignity raped by his girl and all her friends, and an empty wallet.

    16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
    Thats right, you're now a bitch, here's a magazine for you.
    http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/838...iedmen1uw1.gif

    21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
    Just expect to get your ear chewed off by some femenist hate speech.

    23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
    So you better take her to the most fanciest, most exspensive place on earth.

    25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
    If she doesn't win, you'll be charged with assault.

    28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
    Err... yeah, because jewlry is both cheap and meaningful.

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    Oh, oh my, I think I might have just sensed a disturbance in the power balance of the universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98
    25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
    If she doesn't win, you'll be charged with assault.
    Well at least one way or another, your ending up in handcuffs.
    Vol~

    thanks to Silverwmoon!

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    Do these things if you like being whipped by your girlfriend.
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    I actually don't mind doing all those things. When you're in love, you want to do it.



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    WEll being in love and being stupid are kinda similar. Theres rational love then there's irrational love. It's good to do those things if your gf isn't a bitch. My friend is whipped and getting stomped all over on and I keep telling him but he's sooooo in love. And just recently, he finally realizes she's a bitch.
    Last edited by p00; 03-11-2007 at 06:51 PM.
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    Hrrm...
    Nope, I checked again, and I still can't find any such thing as "Love" in my chemical handbook.

    Oh, that's right, there isn't.

    Only HORMONES and genetics.

    There's a reason why people are happiest when getting married AND being divorced.

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    There is such thing as love! It's an emotion aand it's ultimate goal is for reproduction.
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    Really?
    I thought it was spending life together and having a good time.



 

 
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