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    meatwad666 is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    Default baby weapons

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    A woman pleaded guilty Tuesday to swinging her 4-week-old son like a bat to hit her boyfriend during a fight, fracturing the infant's skull in the process.
    Do you believe that a minimum of 5 years for this is to low? I don't see how you could use your child as a weapon, I mean even if it is to defend yourself can't you at least find something else to use.




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    thats fuckin hilarious, yet sad at the same time... She should be put in a mental institution

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    She could at least have put a helmet on the child, thus making it more potent as a weapon.

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    Oh man, reading the quote had me laughing....Sorry, but it did...Then seramis...Ah...Can't stop...

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    lol @ seramis
    OMG,what is going on with humanity(<-don&#180;t answer that please rofl)

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    Reminds me of
    The Hurly Gloves - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
    Quote Originally Posted by Various sources
    The Hurly Gloves aren't overpowered statistically; rather, they demonstrate how overpowered Bowser *himself* is. Every fan of Bowser secretly wishes that Bowser would get the better of Mario one of these days, and we actually got our wish during the intro movie of Super Princess Peach. But a decade earlier, Super Mario RPG gave us Bowser fans all we could ask for. In the beginning of SMRPG, Bowser's Keep gets taken over. Bowser has no choice but to assist Mario once he learns that Mario plans on kicking the invaders of Bowser's Keep out of the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser joins the party rather late and has a limited array of weapons, but one weapon in particular stands out from all others in game: the Hurly Gloves. When Hurly Gloves are used in battle, Bowser picks up Mario, plants a Mario Doll in his place and proceeds to launch Mario himself at the enemies a couple times. Other weapons and attacks in the game may do more damage, but none of them are funnier to watch. Honestly, is there anything better than Bowser using MARIO as a weapon during impromptu teamwork? Bowser isn't lightning in a bottle and an earthquake in a can for nothing! Bowser and Mario have since regained their stance of being mortal enemies, but they were the best of teammates for one glorious moment.

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    that's one f-ed up mom. I'll read the article later tonite, i should be running to class rite now...ahhaa. =D


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    What the Christ?

    That's hilarious, really.

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    That baby's gonna grow up to be one fucked up kid.


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    Even better for weapon efficiency, get one of those biker helmets with spikes:

    http://www.buymotorcyclehelmets.com/...blackspike.gif

    Pretty crazy though... nothing like a mothers love?

 

 
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