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    Default Top 10 Things Found Only In North America

    Only in North America...

    10. ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    09: ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
    08: ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    07: ...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
    06: ...do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
    05: ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    04: ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
    03: ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
    02: ...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
    01: ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.




    such great country this is =D
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    wow, i could already tell that this thread is not going to end so well. -_-'
    atleast in terms of friendliness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by csuti View Post
    Only in America...

    10. ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    09: ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
    08: ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    07: ...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
    06: ...do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
    05: ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    04: ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
    03: ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
    02: ...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
    01: ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.




    such great country this is =D
    ahahaha! The last one reminds me of a chuck norris joke. Something along the lines of "chuck norris can speak braille."


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    Drive-up ATMs?! You lazy gits, get out of the fucking car and walk.

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    So true. What a pathetic country we are... <_<

    EDIT: We also have drive through coffe places abaile. =D


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    i just used a drive up atm like an hour ago. =D


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    03: ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. <-- this is so true it's not even funny XD

    We'd have to buy 8 hot dogs packeges and 10 buns in packeges for it all to make sence. I guess they just encourage us to shop more!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mystic_guard_sinoel View Post
    So true. What a pathetic country we are... <_<

    EDIT: We also have drive through coffe places abaile. =D
    dam starbucks! *shaking fist*

    Quote Originally Posted by deuce22 View Post
    i just used a drive up atm like an hour ago. =D
    you lazy bum. D:
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    Quote Originally Posted by csuti View Post
    03: ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. <-- this is so true it's not even funny XD

    We'd have to buy 8 hot dogs packeges and 10 buns in packeges for it all to make sence. I guess they just encourage us to shop more!
    Or 4 and 5.

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    right. I can do math =D

 

 
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