Thread: Top 10 Things Found Only In America

Only in North America...

10. ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
09: ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
08: ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
07: ...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
06: ...do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
05: ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
04: ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
03: ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
02: ...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
01: ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.




such great country this is =D

wow, i could already tell that this thread is not going to end so well. -_-'
atleast in terms of friendliness.

Originally Posted by csuti

Only in America...

10. ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
09: ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
08: ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
07: ...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
06: ...do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
05: ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
04: ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
03: ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
02: ...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
01: ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.




such great country this is =D

ahahaha! The last one reminds me of a chuck norris joke. Something along the lines of "chuck norris can speak braille."

Drive-up ATMs?! You lazy gits, get out of the fucking car and walk.

So true. What a pathetic country we are... <_<

EDIT: We also have drive through coffe places abaile. =D

i just used a drive up atm like an hour ago. =D

03: ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. <-- this is so true it's not even funny XD

We'd have to buy 8 hot dogs packeges and 10 buns in packeges for it all to make sence. I guess they just encourage us to shop more!

Originally Posted by mystic_guard_sinoel

So true. What a pathetic country we are... <_<

EDIT: We also have drive through coffe places abaile. =D

dam starbucks! *shaking fist*

Originally Posted by deuce22

i just used a drive up atm like an hour ago. =D

you lazy bum. D:

Originally Posted by csuti

03: ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. <-- this is so true it's not even funny XD

We'd have to buy 8 hot dogs packeges and 10 buns in packeges for it all to make sence. I guess they just encourage us to shop more!

Or 4 and 5.

right. I can do math =D