Only in North America...
10. ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
09: ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
08: ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
07: ...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
06: ...do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
05: ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
04: ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
03: ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
02: ...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
01: ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
such great country this is =D