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    MojoMunkeez is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98abaile View Post
    Or 4 and 5.
    No, since we are all morbidly obese in America, we must have more meat per pack.



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    The only form of drive by atm that I've ever seen is one that someone could drive up on the foot path and use it :P... though I've never actually seen anyone do it, I'm just saying thay could... though considering other things I've seen people do it wouldn't actually be that surprising to see someone do it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez View Post
    No, since we are all morbidly obese in America, we must have more meat per pack.
    Yeah, morbidly obese and too stupid to do math, thanks Mojo, you've just confirmed my two favourite American stereotypes. XD

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    Number 3 is an old George Carlin joke, I believe. Another good one of his is 'Why is Greenland covered in ice, and Iceland green?' XD

    And drive up ATM machines save on parking space.
    Then again... we still have cemeteries, so that's a little bass-akwards.
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    You can also order only soda and get it delivered from the pizza place =). My sister has done that before, it was funny ;p.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adone View Post
    You can also order only soda and get it delivered from the pizza place =). My sister has done that before, it was funny ;p.
    soda? here we call it pop.


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    are you serious, that's hilarious. um..what kind of tip would you give for that? thats brilliant. lazy, but brilliant.

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    You don't... but you do refer to the pizza boy as your 'bitch' when he delivers it. Unless it's a cute chick, then you ask what time she gets off work.
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    By America, I hope you are including Canada as well. If not, change it to North America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98abaile View Post
    Yeah, morbidly obese and too stupid to do math, thanks Mojo, you've just confirmed my two favourite American stereotypes. XD
    hey now! I deserve some credit too. Without my genious math skills, "too stupid to do math" wouldn't have been demonstrated.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jyuu View Post
    By America, I hope you are including Canada as well. If not, change it to North America.
    Does it really matter what I include as being America? Even if I say Canada is a part of it, that dosn't mean everyone else will do the same. So really, it's not up to me to include Canada in "Americal," but up to anyone and everyone who reads this. =D
    In other words, okay I'll go change it to North America >_>

 

 
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