Money for a poor child.
I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. (Don't cry, Mommy!) Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore.
The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more
Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me.
You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Van Nostrem from the clinic said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels.
Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommy says you're a mean heartless shithead who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that, if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow horrible death so you can burn forever in the tar pits of hell. What kind of goddamned person are you that you can't take five fucking minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?
Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard. I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy. One time I had a puppy but he ate my leaves.
The boy with just a head. And a burlap sack for a body.
Last edited by be0wulf; 03-02-2007 at 01:44 AM.
Wait, you want us to use up our time just so that only you can benefit?
You selfish fucker.
I'm sorry, I'm atheist so I don't believe in Bill Gates.
Can't help you kid.
Wow. Online begging shows up in this forum.
This looks like one of my spam maleware mails.
Last edited by Aznhuskarl; 03-02-2007 at 05:18 AM.
I think I got this about three years ago. Didn't know it was still around.
what the .........ok you have no body.............................WHAT THE FUCk?
Ok, already forwarded to 10 other forums and to all in my buddy list.
I hope your wish come true.
I've already forwarded it to over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND people.
This made me cry.
You're a brave brave boy.
zomg! i'm mean?!
Originally Posted by be0wulf
I think the better term is... I'm not gullible. =D