I liked the following ones:
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.2. Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.The "El Niño" one was made of pure win. XD23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.