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    Dante Obscuri is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    I liked the following ones:
    1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
    2. Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.
    23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
    The "El Niño" one was made of pure win. XD


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    I love those.

    Next time I get bored on a math test I'll use one. My average is at about 103, so I can spare the points...

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    you're such a nerd XD

    those parental quotes seem fake to me though. Really fake.


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    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    you're such a nerd XD

    those parental quotes seem fake to me though. Really fake.
    Really? It explains to me how we get so much stuff like that.


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    Tennessee is well known for having one of the worst education systems in the US, so I'm willing to believe at least a couple of those.

    The El Nino paper was HILARIOUS. Best thing I've seen in a while on the interweb.

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    haha...rofl...lmao

    that find x thing happened to my teacher just a semester ago
    REALLY?!?!?!?!




    Reeeeeaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyy?

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    Lol, really puts our education system in perspective.

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    I haven't laughed so much in such a long time. I think the maths ones were the best... though I'm pretty sure I've given some answers like those before (Damn confusing computer maths... which I will probably never actually use...)

 

 
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