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    be0wulf is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default A pastor with a 666 tattoo is claiming he is God.

    His name is Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda. His followers call him "Daddy." He has said, "The spirit that is in me is the same spirit that was in Jesus of Nazareth."

    He did serve in prison for petty theft and has said he was a heroin addict. Here is the link.

    Is this the one or should we look for another?


    http://www.chunlikickedme.com

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    Jose => Jeses => Jesus !

    makes sense

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    Nah.. He's a heroin addict, guess that explains it all....

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    There was no water-to-wine action, so he's fake.

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    WTF?!!

    they need to make sure he is not retarded
    REALLY?!?!?!?!




    Reeeeeaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyy?

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    It's funny how any cult religion founded on the idea of there being no such thing as sin instantly attracts a giant following.

    Uryuu freaky, pale and geeky,
    how do your powers grow?
    "With gloves and scars and silver stars
    and swords that I shoot from a bow,
    yes, swords that I shoot from a bow."

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    The follower get the 666 tattoo...
    Oh WTF...??

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    erachima is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    The 666 tattoo is the least freaky thing, actually. The guy claims to be both Christ reincarnated and the anti-Christ in one.

    Uryuu freaky, pale and geeky,
    how do your powers grow?
    "With gloves and scars and silver stars
    and swords that I shoot from a bow,
    yes, swords that I shoot from a bow."

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    Quote Originally Posted by erachima View Post
    The 666 tattoo is the least freaky thing, actually. The guy claims to be both Christ reincarnated and the anti-Christ in one.
    Wow... That weird...
    Oh yeah he's a freak indeed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by news
    Followers have protested Christian churches in Miami and Latin America, disrupting services and smashing crosses and statues of Jesus.
    *eyes rolls*

    Quote Originally Posted by news
    De Jesus preaches there is no devil and no sin.
    *eyes spin*

    Quote Originally Posted by news
    "Antichrist is the best person in the world," he says. "Antichrist means don't put your eyes on Jesus because Jesus of Nazareth wasn't a Christian. Antichrist means do not put your eyes on Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Put it on Jesus after the cross."
    *eyes fall out*

 

 
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