Anyone who saw Lebowski should get a kick of the the fact that he calls himself De Jesus. I bet one of his 10 Commandments is "Nobody f*cks with De Jesus".
Anyone who saw Lebowski should get a kick of the the fact that he calls himself De Jesus. I bet one of his 10 Commandments is "Nobody f*cks with De Jesus".
Uryuu freaky, pale and geeky,
how do your powers grow?
"With gloves and scars and silver stars
and swords that I shoot from a bow,
yes, swords that I shoot from a bow."
Ugh.
The worst part is that he has followers.
I once tried to get a friend to bet on how many people I could convince if I went to a church and revealed myself to be the reincarnation of Christ. I get the feeling it would work if I picked the right church.
If an ex-con can do it, I'm betting anyone can. Just find some prophecy in one of the apocryphal "lost books" of the Bible (or write your own ala Mormonism!) that you happen to fit and you're set.
Uryuu freaky, pale and geeky,
how do your powers grow?
"With gloves and scars and silver stars
and swords that I shoot from a bow,
yes, swords that I shoot from a bow."
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