Thread: Confess Your Mess

ok, now how old am i? if im less than... 45 ill take the antidote. if im past that or just generally happy with my life ill take the boobs and my chances. Given that im in the desert it probably means i did something stupid on vacation, and if i was on vacation i was either bored or stressed. Ill take bored since i wouldnt go to the desert if i was stressed... if i was bored then that would mean id run out of things to do. If ive run out of things to do and said "Fuck it I wonder what the desert is like this time of year" that DEFINITELY means I'm alone and probably been around so many boobs and not seen the right ones that i just decided to go search somewhere new. If i stumble across the most perfect wonderful boobs in the world in the middle of the desert at this time with that scenario as explained in its most likely course of action... Id take the boobs because then my life would be complete and I could die averagely satisfied.

Wow, what an analysis. That's amazing. Even if the breasts came with a woman? =P

Originally Posted by Quiraikotsu

I wore training bras until I was 13.
Shaaaaaame.
Got weird looks at P.E. all the time.

hmmm...never understood why they named then that. I mean what are they helping u train for? oh and 15 and i'm still stuck with bunny wabbit prints on mine....

Alright.
That was a crappy scenario.
Here's a better one.

Terrorists have broken into your home, and give you a choice of letting your family and friends live, or to have a magical machine that produces breasts for you. If you get what I mean.
If you choose the breasts, your family and friends die, if you choose your friends and family, you can never, ever touch breasts again.
Ha. Beat that one, then.

I lie a lot. I feel kind of bad about that. And I do lots of illegal stuff, but I really don't regret any of that because it never hurts anyone.

But yeah, I really feel bad sometimes about how much I lie.

And in case anyone was wondering... When I think about it, I don't think anyone can really be done with everything they ever wanted to do if they only just now got to 'visit the desert'. I really do think the desert must be pretty nice this time of year.

Originally Posted by Quiraikotsu

Alright.
That was a crappy scenario.
Here's a better one.

Terrorists have broken into your home, and give you a choice of letting your family and friends live, or to have a magical machine that produces breasts for you. If you get what I mean.
If you choose the breasts, your family and friends die, if you choose your friends and family, you can never, ever touch breasts again.
Ha. Beat that one, then.

Produces breasts??? what like on a conveyor belt??? Nah. And that doesnt even make any sense Quira. How do they intend to keep me from ever touching boobs again... Are these terrorists so pathetic that theyd follow me around for the rest of my life making sure i never copt a felt ever again?

Id pick my friends/family. since theres no possible way they could enforce the ultimatum and Id just go all "Panic Room" on em and take my lovely voluptuous lovers to a safe place to get my groove on. >:3

PS that was worse than the first one. >.>

oh yeah...i feel bad for throwing up on my friends drive way. = (

Oh, wow.

I'm just going to sit back and watch the comments, for now...this is entertaining stuff.

I told kaom that I'm learning for exams so I won't come here that often, but somehow I'm here anyway.
I just don't post that much ...

(don't tell kaom)

You know, Kuu gives lap-dances when she sings to Ima Sugu Hoshii...