(It's fake! Fake I tell you!)
The paper plate part made me rofl. Although that woman is kinda...crazy. Wouldn't want her for my girlfriend >_>
i wouldnt stop at girlfriend, i wouldnt even want to be her friend...
Actually, I'd like to amend my previous statement: I wouldn't like to live within 10 miles of her.
Wonder if she would do something similiar if she stepped in her bf's piss from when he missed the toilet... And then she had to rub her crap all over the dog? That'd be kinda hard with a dog barking and thrashing around everywhere and not get dirty yourself ;o. Fake, but funny.
>.< not the best thing to read after you are away along while.. That's one shi*tty story..
Wouldn't want her as a gf but would crack me up as a friend. So long as she didn't have keys to my house :)
Smells like bullshit.
I hope she isn't a doctor.
I could only imagine what she would do if someone got their blood on her...
I don't think that I would trust with anything: piss, blood, snot, shit, earwax, saleen, etc.