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    TrueBeaver is offline Banned Frequent Poster
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    Default Are you perverted?

    Tell me what do you think of this?
    She whispered "will it hurt me?"
    "Of course not" answered he
    "It's a very simple process,
    You can rely on me."

    She said "I'm very frightened,
    I've not had this before.
    My friend has had it five times
    And said it can be sore."

    It was growing rather painful
    Tears formed in her eyes
    It was hurting quite a bit now
    It must have been a size.

    "Calm yourself" he whispered
    "His face filled with a grin
    "Try and open wider
    So I can get it in."

    "It's coming now" he whispered
    "I know" she cried in bliss
    Feeling it deep within her now
    She said "I am glad I'm having this."

    And with a final effort
    She gave a frightened shout
    He gripped it in anguish
    And quickly pulled it out.

    She lay back quite contended
    Sighed and gave a smile
    She said "I'm glad I came now
    You made it worth my while."

    Now really what went through your mind as you read this?

    Now if you read this carefully
    The dentist you will find
    Is not what you imagined
    It's just your dirty mind!

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    death incarnate is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    i've already heard this somewhere before i'm not sure where but i think it was somewhere else on this forum.

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    It's a dentist? I was imagining that he was stabbing her with a sword...a REAL one, not that. >_> But then again, I was just reading Berserk, so the violence leaves an impression.
    ~Digital_Eon~




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    first I thought it was a needle. then I imagined it to be a dentist.

    >:] hehehe you can't fool my mind.

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    I thought it was child birth.

    I mean, I think that goes better than the dentist.

    Am I alone?

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    dna2playboy is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    ^ I did till I noticed she was "crying in bliss"

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    blizzar180 is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Oh, so you've cried in bliss over having your teeth cleaned?

    I mean, I've heard child birth is extremely painful, but you're bringing a new life into the world. That could call for happy tears, couldn't it?

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    GigaHero is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    haha, well... i´m a perv

    But I did see it´s a bit diferent before... hum... maybe not...

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    gemynd is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    My only guess was pregnancy, I couldn't think of anything else. (from the title i figured to leave my first guess out

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    The thread title kind of influenced what I thought.

    Maybe he likes his teeth a lot Blizzar.

 

 
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