Thread: Death Predictor

Death Predictions....

i'm gonna die by:
kawaiisan: At the age 65 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer

whoo..yay for me

I don't get it, none of the variable actually matter.

What's the point of the test?

To make you chuckle, haven't seen this thing in a while.
At age 39 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

I like mine it's how I'd want to go.

it sort of started repeating after this.

did i miss any.

some of my deaths are really funny. take a look.



At age 45 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.
At age 33 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
At age 38 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
At age 61 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
At age 71 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
At age 36 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
At age 59 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
At age 66 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
At age 71 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.
At age 25 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.
At age 34 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
At age 61 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
At age 55 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
At age 32 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
At age 67 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
At age 50 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
At age 33 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
At age 71 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
At age 31 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.
At age 62 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
At age 52 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
At age 37 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
At age 70 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
At age 70 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
At age 71 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
At age 69 you will choke on a piece of steak.
At age 40 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.
At age 53 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
At age 40 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

emily: At age 51 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

I don't even know who Andy Griffith is.

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"At age 67 you will die - No reason given..."

Edit: My above quote was a joke, I went and actually took the test. My result:

"James: At age 68 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck."

Pretty close if you ask me...

"At age 63 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor."

lol. wth, govener? who ever said i wouldnt amount to anything sure was wrong.

Wow, Tet, I got the same one as you - except I was twenty-three at time of death. XD

At age 36 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

lol I think I could live with that.. :P If I didn't have something/someone else to live for by that point

At age 50 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

That's comforting. At least I won't have to trouble my family with burying or cremating me.