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    meatwad666 is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    Mike: At age 50 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

    Man I haven't even been on a plane before.
    "Look I have a brain, I just took it out so it wouldn't get wet." - Meatwad ATHF

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    Mine was quite funny i though.

    Chris : At age 67 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

    Well... now i know that i have to get on heroin at some point...

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    At age 7 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

    WTF?
    I am already older than 7 xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiraikotsu View Post
    Kayangelus, you're a guy?
    I always thought you were a girl 0o'
    LOL... You aren't the first... Should have used a girl's name there....


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    Rawrrr

    rawwrr: At age 42 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blizzar180 View Post
    I don't mind my way of dying. I'm rather curious as to why I would be naked, though. I feel for the paramedics, too. That's gotta be strange.



    Brittney takes the lives of two of our posters, from what I've seen. This must be prevented.


    /Pulls out DN. Then decides csuti should do it instead.
    =D awww thank you.
    I mean if I'm going to die because of her anyway, why not I be the one to kill her >:]
    I mean.. it's just fiar, right? *nudge nudge*

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    daniel: At age 53 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

    damn. i'm already dead. >.>

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    what, you're 50?


    Mike: At age 50 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

    Man I haven't even been on a plane before.
    that sounds fun.

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    Yeah, it does sound kinda fun. I'm just wondering what this prototype flying machine is gonna look like.
    "Look I have a brain, I just took it out so it wouldn't get wet." - Meatwad ATHF

 

 
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