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    pandaman1982 is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    The worst thing about that is it'll be OAP Britney rambling along to her bad songs.

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    klpz is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    At age 50 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

    i can actually see this happening to me
    heh.

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    Yummy Lingo is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    then you are much crazier now than what you are going to end up like later.

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    Tristan: At age 49 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
    (my full name): At age 70 you will die lonely and alone.
    erachima: At age 29 you will die lonely and alone.

    This is cool! I get to die 3+ times!

    Uryuu freaky, pale and geeky,
    how do your powers grow?
    "With gloves and scars and silver stars
    and swords that I shoot from a bow,
    yes, swords that I shoot from a bow."

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    Yummy Lingo is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    i have died all your deaths, and more^^

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    deuce22 is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    "At age 64 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico"

    64? kinda old to be fighting in a war.


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    Schiljo: At age 33 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.


    I`m not scared, myth busters busted that myth. >_>;;

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    Adam Bailey-Brown: At age 26 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

    Oh fuck! 6 years........ XD

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    deuce22 is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    ^ ahahaha...even if u had a kid now(insta-baby)...he or she will only be 6, how will he/she know how to disown you???


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    Here's a new one.
    Adam Bailey-Brown: At age 42 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

    EDIT:

    Adam Bailey-Brown: At age 53 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.
    Adam Bailey-Brown: At age 34 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
    Adam Bailey-Brown: At age 62 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle
    Adam Bailey-Brown: At age 50 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.
    Adam Bailey-Brown: At age 59 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.
    Adam Bailey-Brown: At age 41 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
    Adam Bailey-Brown: At age 51 .......thats all it said?

 

 
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