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    Ian: At age 70 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

    Creepy. I live close to a railroad station.

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    haha. if that be the case than the first one i got was creepy too.

    i do eat too many cheese based snacks.^^


    At age 52 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

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    At age 38 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.


    at least I set a new example on how to die. =P

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    StealDragon: At age 61 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.


    wtf.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Jared: At age 29 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

    I would have prefered the Street Fighter death. *Shakes fist*

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    Serenity: At age 40 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

    I die a crazy person.

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    but at least you die with an exploitable rich male stalker =]


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    but at least you die with an exploitable rich male stalker =]
    Not necessarily, it only said he resembles Andy Griffith


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    Csuti: At age 69 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!


    o___O why...WHY?!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by csuti View Post
    Csuti: At age 69 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!


    o___O why...WHY?!!
    Perhaps you should have been a little more conservative with that Death Note of yours. Karma's a bitch.


 

 
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