I'd travel around in a giant metal ball.
He he he...
Try getting me now.
Most likely though, I would forget the key and lock myself in without any food.
Are you happy? I am happy.
and....why is this still going strong....?
I'd say its still going because some people find it to be amusing and have some imagination.
Preparation: Get to dads house and grab guns, keep in mind people I know who would be good to stick with, especially the guys in my schools shooting club.
Ranged Weapons: Three 30-.06 rifles, two 12 gauge shotguns (just enough for my dad, me, my brother, and my two step brothers to use, my brother and one of my step brothers don't have experience with guns so they'd get the shotguns, the rest of us are hunters and can use a rifle), .22 rifle, 20 gauge shotgun, compound hunting bow, improvised throwing weapons (chuck a large rock or an xbox or something).
Melee Weapons: Baseball bat, hockey stick, metal pipe, crowbar, pole + knife = makeshift spears, hunting knives, hatchet, full sized axe, sledgehammer.
Defensible Locations: Dads house; pretty big yard with good LOS, 2 stories with basement so if one level is taken it can be blocked off, easy roof access that can also be blocked off, overstock of non-perishable foods, it's where all the hunting stuff is. School; hook up with my English teacher (gun nut, brags about being uber prepared for a zombie invasion, and he really is) and AP Physics teacher (he'll come up with the most ingenious plans), bunker up in a science classroom (big ass lab tables to block the doors, plenty of equipment to mess with) or foods classroom (block the door with ovens, have food to last longer) or get to the roof, also try to hook up with the cop that's usually in school cause he'll have a gun, the science, wood shop, and auto mechanics areas are a good place to find weapons.
Anyone else find this guy's username a tad ironic?
ahahahahha. Great point mgs...ahahahahhahahaa. That's hilarous.