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    Quite old but I plan to add a few later on.

    Teenage Suicide; Cryptic Signature Leave Authorities Guessing.
    Miami, FL.
    Trent Boozle.

    A suicide note left by a troubled South Florida teen has sparked a extensive investigation into the meaning or identity of "kthxbai".

    The parents of the teen have expressed nothing but puzzlement at the bizarre signature supposedly left by their son of seventeen years. "[our son] was always a good kid." The boys mother said during an interview, "though he did spend all of his time sitting at his computer".

    The case, which was originally concluded to be an obvious suicide, has recently been re-opened after the parents demanded a more in-depth investigation considering the seemingly random group of letters the teen used to sign his final farewell.

    "At first we thought it was some kind of 'word jumble' our boy left us in his final farewell", said the boys father, "We spent two weeks trying to figure it out, but it led us no where."

    Extensive Investigation
    The Miami Police Dept. have enlisted the assistance of their computer crimes task force to find out if there is more to this situation than a standard suicide.

    "This is one of the harder tasks that we've dealt with here, simply because the only person who knows
    what these letters, [kthxbai], mean has taken this knowledge to the grave", states Felicia Reven, lead detective of the Computer Crimes Task Force in Miami.

    Currently, the Miami P.D. has five Detectives from the Computer Crime Task Force utilizing the majority of their high-tech machines to track down and decipher the 'code', and they estimate that it could take up to six weeks before they see any results.

    For now, authorities are asking that anyone with any knowledge about the meaning or identity of "kthxbai" to please come forward. Any information on the case can be direct to the Miami Police Dept. Computer Crimes Unit by clicking Here.
    LMAO

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    Hhahahah looooooooooool. That made me laugh, tnx shin. ^^

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    wow... The police all over the country are failing brickshits.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    You realize it's a joke, right?

    No PD ever puts 5 detectives on this... and using "their high tech machines?" Gimme a break.

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    Woah, that took me a while to understand.
    Thought at first it was kth X bai.
    Like initials.
    =='
    I'm not cut out to be a detective.

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    That's definitely a fake.

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    btw, what's the meaning ?
    "thanks a lot, goodbye" ? (i'm not sure )

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    kthxbai
    k thx bai
    OK thanks bye
    OK, thank you, good bye.

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    oh my god i actually read it. one thing if i had to do suicide id leave a note like that just to piss off the police LOFL then id have a pal send my parents an email to give them the reason after 2 months. and one to the police with a nice big LOFL

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    LOFL? Don't you mean ROFL?

 

 
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