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    I be can gone
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    Quote Originally Posted by StealthMoose View Post
    I know. Everything about that show is just the essence of fail. Which is why it also annoys and confuses me as to why everyone loves that bloody show ( peeve # 11). Mass-insanity seems to the only reason. Perhaps something in the water.
    People love crappy television. That much is obvious.

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    Animals dressed as humans...LoLz..

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    Parents who spoil and won't discipline their kids.

    E.G.
    Child: Mommy I want that chocolate bar.
    Mom: No, you'll spoil your appetite.
    C: But I want it now!
    M: No you can't have it now. (Note: the fact that she said now, means that the child can have one later, thus she has already folded and given in)
    C: I want a chocolate bar! I want one now!
    M: I told you, you can have one later.
    C: But I want it now! (starts stomping feet) Buy me that chocolate bar! Give it to me! I want it now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! WWAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I wan it, I wan i ow! I hate you I hate you mommy I hate you. Buy me it now. Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it for me now!
    M (interrupts): Okay fine I'll buy you the chocolate bar, but you can't have one later! (thats an empty promise BTW)

    Ten minutes later: Repeat, replacing chocolate bar for comic book or toy.

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    reminds me of that episode of the boondocks... remember parents... beat the hell outta your kids... it helps!


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Quote Originally Posted by vondg View Post
    The correct thing to do in that situation is:

    Child: Mommy I want that chocolate bar.
    Mom: No, you'll spoil your appetite.
    C: But I want it now!
    M: No you can't have it now. (Note: the fact that she said now, means that the child can have one later, thus she has already folded and given in)
    C: I want a chocolate bar! I want one now!
    M: I told you, you can have one later.
    C: But I want it now! (starts stomping feet) Buy me that chocolate bar! Give it to me! I want it now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! WWAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I wan it, I wan i ow! I hate you I hate you mommy I hate you. Buy me it now. Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it for me now!
    M (interrupts): Fine, I'll buy the chocolate bar!
    C:Wheee! I like lead based paints!
    *5 minutes later in the car*
    M: Mmmm this candy bar is so good! And if you ever embarass me in public again I will send you to military school.
    C: I hate you, but I sure did learn my lesson mom!
    *Walk off into the sunset*
    No, the correct thing to do is this:

    Child: Mommy I want that chocolate bar.
    Mom: No, you'll spoil your appetite.
    C: But I want it now!
    M: You leeching arrogant little shit. I spent hours in agony squeezing you out of my crotch, only for you to think that the world is there to cater to your every whim.
    Undestand this you wretched little turd, I OWN YOU, you're lucky I even feed you, you money sapping sack of crap! (Mom then procedes to beat some obedience and respect into the child, the child learns from its mistake and never embaresses his/her mom in public again)

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    wow 98... it appears you have some negro in you!!! dead serious though that sounds like something my grandfather would say...


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Quote Originally Posted by vondg View Post
    The correct thing to do in that situation is:

    Child: Mommy I want that chocolate bar.
    Mom: No, you'll spoil your appetite.
    C: But I want it now!
    M: No you can't have it now. (Note: the fact that she said now, means that the child can have one later, thus she has already folded and given in)
    C: I want a chocolate bar! I want one now!
    M: I told you, you can have one later.
    C: But I want it now! (starts stomping feet) Buy me that chocolate bar! Give it to me! I want it now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! WWAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I wan it, I wan i ow! I hate you I hate you mommy I hate you. Buy me it now. Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it for me now!
    M (interrupts): Fine, I'll buy the chocolate bar!
    C:Wheee! I like lead based paints!
    *5 minutes later in the car*
    M: Mmmm this candy bar is so good! And if you ever embarass me in public again I will send you to military school.
    C: I hate you, but I sure did learn my lesson mom!
    *Walk off into the sunset*
    ahahaa..."i like lead based paints" hahaha...it's funny ass hell, but i dont get it...ahaha.

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    1. Idiots.
    2. Getting lost.
    3. Mixing things up
    4. the word 'cute'

    I love Steal! <3

 

 
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