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People love crappy television. That much is obvious.Originally Posted by StealthMoose
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Animals dressed as humans...LoLz..
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Parents who spoil and won't discipline their kids.
E.G.
Child: Mommy I want that chocolate bar.
Mom: No, you'll spoil your appetite.
C: But I want it now!
M: No you can't have it now. (Note: the fact that she said now, means that the child can have one later, thus she has already folded and given in)
C: I want a chocolate bar! I want one now!
M: I told you, you can have one later.
C: But I want it now! (starts stomping feet) Buy me that chocolate bar! Give it to me! I want it now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! WWAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I wan it, I wan i ow! I hate you I hate you mommy I hate you. Buy me it now. Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it for me now!
M (interrupts): Okay fine I'll buy you the chocolate bar, but you can't have one later! (thats an empty promise BTW)
Ten minutes later: Repeat, replacing chocolate bar for comic book or toy.
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Last edited by vondg; 01-21-2007 at 10:34 PM.
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reminds me of that episode of the boondocks... remember parents... beat the hell outta your kids... it helps!
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No, the correct thing to do is this:
Child: Mommy I want that chocolate bar.
Mom: No, you'll spoil your appetite.
C: But I want it now!
M: You leeching arrogant little shit. I spent hours in agony squeezing you out of my crotch, only for you to think that the world is there to cater to your every whim.
Undestand this you wretched little turd, I OWN YOU, you're lucky I even feed you, you money sapping sack of crap! (Mom then procedes to beat some obedience and respect into the child, the child learns from its mistake and never embaresses his/her mom in public again)
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wow 98... it appears you have some negro in you!!! dead serious though that sounds like something my grandfather would say...
I like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends
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ahahaa..."i like lead based paints" hahaha...it's funny ass hell, but i dont get it...ahaha.
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