800 pounds + £750000 = supermodels begging you to teabag them... Frailty, thy name is woman!
"I once saw a man hanging from a cliff. The brink was crumbling beneath his fingers, and the only thing near enough to grasp was a tuft of grass, a few long blades with roots barely clinging to the rock. The only chance he had of climbing back up on the cliff. So he grabbed it. He had to know it would pull free."
How about beer goggle laser surgery?
It's risky, but if it could save the panda's I say it's worth it.