Thread: Dudes, it's public service announcement time!

hehehe, all of your balls are going to fall off...Thank god!

...What the hell?

*checks his balls*

bell clapper deformity is a major cause of testicular torsion

Where do they come up with these names? oh noes not bell clapper

All your ball are belong to us.

damn I'm scared now, because my room is always cold even during the summer with no discernable reason (the ac is always off)

gotta watch out now

Oh God...I'm scared now.

Thanks for informing us, AK. You've done all men a great service.

BTW: I'm listening to the song "Danger" by Eric Clapton and JJ Cale...I think it's pretty fitting.

I remember a year and a bit ago, I rang the doctors and described to them the crazyness that was happening with my balls and they said 'oh, not to panic you, but you've probably got a tortion in your testicle, you need to come in Right away. When did it start ?', I reply 'Yesterday evening', The doctors said; ' So.. more than six hours ago ..?', Me; 'Err.. yeah is that bad or something ?' , the doctors 'Well... err.. again not to alarm you but after six hours cut off from blood flow the testicle will die, but that's probably not the case...' Being told your testicle has died is really not cool. However it turned out I just had orchitis, which while shitty, is not so bad as having to hold a funeral for a dead nut.

I linked this to a couple of my friends and they were promptly scared shitless, spread the word you guys

I remember asking about this when I was younger, I don't remember where I heard it but theres a few doctors in the family, anyway you don't really need to worry cause apparently it HURTS A WHOLE FUCKING LOT. If for no reason your balls suddenly hurt like motherfucking hell... well, you can't really miss that sign now can you?

Oh that'll be a fun explination...

"I woke up, scratched, and they just broke, doc!"

oh... and I was fine reading this up untill gangrenous ball was mentioned. ><