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    4 9.30%
  • b

    7 16.28%
  • c

    9 20.93%
  • d

    5 11.63%
  • e

    4 9.30%
  • f

    3 6.98%
  • g

    4 9.30%
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    7 16.28%
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  1. #1
    vondg is offline Member Newbie
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    Default Girlfriend => Pr0n => Yells/throws => ?

    I be can gone
    Last edited by vondg; 01-21-2007 at 11:34 PM.

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    be0wulf is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Ummmm, is someone asking ST for suggestions on Girlfriend and Porn 101?
    1234567890

    I randomly chose "e" without looking at the choices. I now believe that such course of action would be suicidal.

    I think flat-out apologizing would be best. Wait, scratch that. She'll think that you think there's something wrong with it. Just tell her something along the lines of needing female companionship while she's away. That'll throw her off. Then procede to raep her. It always works on 4chan.


    http://www.chunlikickedme.com

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    Option i.) You're quality checking, tell her to shut up and start shooting the next scene.

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    W00t! 2500 posts, I am now comunity builder rank.

    EDIT2:
    Screen shots taken.
    Last edited by 98abaile; 01-10-2007 at 12:45 AM.

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    Ishman is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    e. or b.

    Depends on how annoyed I feel.

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    StealthMoose is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    In the incredibly unlikely event that this were to occur, I think it'd be e). Or if she's an annoying shit generally e+) - after giving her the Englishman's "fuck you", inform her your glad she's annoyed as now you've got an excuse to move on and find a woman whose vagin doesn't hang like sleeve of wizard. Yay. Maybe if she was a real nice but somewhat naive girl then one of the others. Not g) however, at least not until the syntax was sorted.

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    Compjotr is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    First I would be surprised that she actually cares ^^
    Then I would use e with a bit h

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    Repeat after me:
    All guys watch porn.
    Fact.
    Accept it.

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    hitsugaya05 is offline Banned Respected Member
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    who needs porn if u have a girl:P?LoL!

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    Schiljo is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Quote Originally Posted by hitsugaya05 View Post
    who needs porn if u have a girl:P?LoL!
    subtle message to try out new stuff?

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    broken_smiles is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    geeze, give us some girls some credit. some of us might just watch it with you.

 

 
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