Would YOU! like to waste 6 min and 35 sec of our life?
Now here you have an once in a lifetime opportunity! for only 0.99£ I give you this!!
Do not thank me, I am merely an helpful samaratin.
Although I'd be extremely glad to get some funds for my new idea, its called "Baka no kane wa ore no kane", which means "Anime for all, when you want it, how you want it"
Just submit your bankaccount number and pin code to me at my hotmail Bakakaomaewa.
Additional costs will be applied such as watching fee(3.99£/10 sec) and drinking fee(2£ for each sprite you drink, coca-cola is only 1.50£.