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    Default A very 4chan christmas.

    Saw this on facebook (www.facebook.com if you wanna add me, just search for Adam Bailey-Brown) a while ago and completely forgot about it.

    'Twas the night before Christmas, and all throughout /b/,
    Every /b/tard was fapping, and that includes me.

    The PENIS was out, proudly stiff in the air
    in hopes of a post that would please Pedobear

    The /b/tards all staring in front of the screen
    Catching unearthly visions, all mainly unseen
    Except for the pasta that flooded the board
    Christmas was coming to 4chan dot org

    With a stickam whore wearing a red santa cap
    and every guy screaming that it was a trap

    When up on the roof, a noise that did perplex
    I shot off my load in startled reflex
    Away from the desktop, I flew in a flash
    Wondering what the hell caused the crash

    When, what to my wondering eyes did I see
    A man black as night, above all thhe trees
    Pulled by a horde of memes, well because,
    I figured at once that it was Nigra Claus.

    Faster than a rapidshare download they came
    And his voiced boomed aloud, calling all of their names.

    "Now Zimmer, Now Cracky, now Mongler and Desu!
    On Delay, on Picard, on Gendo, and Deku!
    To the top of the board, where the sticky pin lies!"
    Needless to say, I was very suprised.

    He landed upon the grass of the lawn
    and walked towards the house, as bright as the dawn
    The source of the glowing was no magic spell
    "IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!" the red-lipped one yelled.

    The front door exploded, all shattered to splinters
    I realized I just took a shit in my knickers
    They poured in the room, with quite a large ruckus
    "Candlejack?" I exclaimed. "What the fuck is-"

    The words were unable to flow from my voice
    Little did I realize that I had no choice
    to sit and endure the riotous mass
    With come on my stomach and shit on my ass.

    Saint Nigra stepped forth, and wrinkling his nose
    took a look at the room, and shouted "POOL'S CLOSED
    Don't go in the water, it's full of stingrays
    and plagued with a virus that's known as the AIDS."

    George Zimmer stood next, and reached into his frock-
    "IT NEEDS TO BE HUEG TO MAKE ROOM FOR MY COCK"
    Pulled out some new pants, for my own I had shit
    "FROM THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE, BITCH, I GUARANTEE IT."

    He stepped back, and a doll took his place
    while two orbs of color shined out from her face
    Her features contorted like an old anguished jew
    "Desu desu desu, desu desu desu desu."

    Cockmongler ran up and grabbed hold of my dick
    And then took off his shirt, I thought I'd be sick
    He put the rag on me, as I stood there perplexed
    now adorned by the image of a bright green T-Rex

    Picard flipped me off at warp factor "fuck you"
    while Cracky-chan smiled, her teeth all askew
    "Who are you," I asked, "Why are you in this region?"
    "We are anonymous," they said. "Anonymous is legion."

    As quick as the flash, they all left the scene
    With plenty of shouting and phrases obscene
    They swarmed a female who was blocking their route
    and all screamed at once "TITS OR Get The Fuck Out"

    Mongler suggested "Stick it in her pooper!"
    The raeping commenced fast like a Saiyan, Super
    They turned then to me, and shouted quite clear
    "Merry Christmas to /b/, we'll raep you next year!"

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    That was quite read.

    Also: cat testicles is annual get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ishman View Post
    That was quite read.

    Also: cat testicles is annual get.
    Wrong, cat testicles was last meme of 2006.

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    I demand MOAR!!11


    http://www.chunlikickedme.com

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    Wow.

    I'm scarred for life.

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    What?

    Cat testicles is last meme AND annual get.

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    Explain yourself?
    Annual means it happens yearly, does cat testicles happen every year?
    Last edited by 98abaile; 01-05-2007 at 02:32 AM.

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    Oh nawww


    btw does anyone have any idea why 4chan obsessed with cats?

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    Cats are cute in a disturbing way .......

    And man thank you for that I loved it.
    I'll read this in class next time (if I decide not to skip for once)

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    teh furry?

 

 
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