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    coolerimmortal is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default Young Girl Facing Charges After Wetting Pants

    I realize I just made a "news thread", but this one's pretty funny, too, and I didn't feel like letting it go to waste.

    http://cbs3.com/watercooler/local_story_004113538.html

    (AP) DANVILLE, Pa. A 12-year-old special education student in Montour County was charged with disorderly conduct after authorities said she deliberately wet her pants at school.

    Her mother told the Press Enterprise it happened because her daughter was frightened by the principal.

    The girl had been preparing a holiday lunch with her classmates and teachers at Danville Middle School on December 20th.

    Her mother said when her daughter refused to go to the kitchen to wash some pots and pans, teachers summoned principal Kevin Duckwork, who confronted the girl.

    She then wet her pants.

    Her mother said the girl is terrified of Duckwork and has wet herself during previous confrontations with him. But Danville Police Chief Eric Gill said school officials are at their “wit’s end” with the girl, and they believe her actions were deliberate.

    (© 2007 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. )

    Wouldn't you hate to be the guy who had to write that story?

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    rofl?? lol?? wth!!!?

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    Hey, I'd wet my pants too if some big fat hairy principal came after me to wash dishes...


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    Quote Originally Posted by coolerimmortal
    (© 2007 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. )
    lulz.

    how can you sue a retarded person?

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    that's stupid because you can't prove that she deliberately wet her pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tetsumaru View Post
    lulz.

    how can you sue a retarded person?
    With teh lawyerz?

    Quote Originally Posted by death incarnate View Post
    that's stupid because you can't prove that she deliberately wet her pants.
    Surely that's not the only reason why you think this is stupid.

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    people still wet their pants when they're scared? I thought its when you laugh real hard. Maybe couldn't help but laugh at the principle. She's a troublemaker already for refusing to do what was asked.

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    in what damn school do they make the students wash dishes??? thats what fucking lunchladies are for!


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    Quote Originally Posted by coolerimmortal View Post
    Her mother said the girl is terrified of Duckwork and has wet herself during previous confrontations with him. But Danville Police Chief Eric Gill said school officials are at their “wit’s end” with the girl, and they believe her actions were deliberate.
    Lol this reminds my of my friend's dog, whenever a stranger approaches her dog, her dog pisses itself. her mom could be right you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    in what damn school do they make the students wash dishes??? thats what fucking lunchladies are for!
    She was preparing a holiday lunch. I remember cleaning up after special meals at my middle school...we'd have food days in French class every month or so, and we'd always have to wash the dishes afterwards.

 

 
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