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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default Choking yourself = the most badass way to kill yourself. Ever.

    Do you have any idea how determined you'd have to be to do that?

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    let alone the fact that its physically impossible... to do with your bare hands.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Ah, but on the other hand, death from autoerotic asphyxiation is a pretty pitiful way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    let alone the fact that its physically impossible... to do with your bare hands.
    You're just not bad ass enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKofC View Post
    You're just not bad ass enough.
    im badass enough to choke myself using my penis... win.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Nono...shotgun blast up teh arse. Win.


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    Quote Originally Posted by be0wulf View Post
    Nono...shotgun blast up teh arse. Win.
    I'm still impressed with how long your arms would have to be to shoot yourself in the head with a conventional shotgun...
    AKA: RelphTheCookieElf

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    let alone the fact that its physically impossible... to do with your bare hands.
    what if like, while you were still conscious, you started gripping really hard, then got some one else to cut off your hands? so that the muscles stayed stiff.

    but then again, you'd need to cut them off really fast and simultaneously or otherwise the pain would stop you from gripping so hard.

    but if you used guilotines then it would work just fine. except that it's kind of cheating...
    but even so, ha ha!

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    eating a foot long limb of beef?

    make it a good steak, at least it you tasted something good before you die.


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    nah. eating crushed glass.
    rip your insides apart for the win.

    I love Steal! <3

 

 
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