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    SAND_MAN is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamie1990 View Post
    what if like, while you were still conscious, you started gripping really hard, then got some one else to cut off your hands? so that the muscles stayed stiff.
    You are either an idiot or horrible at telling jokes.


    "Let my ears hear not but the most sinful of lyrics"

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    It's old and most of you've probably already seen it, but for those who haven't - http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

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    jamie1990 is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    ^
    my favourite from that maddox article there is headbutting the side walk


    Quote Originally Posted by Chizabubble View Post
    nah. eating crushed glass.
    rip your insides apart for the win.
    yeah that's pretty manly, or come to think of it, how about bludgeoning yourself to death with your own fists? imagine how awesome you'd need to be to do that.


    Quote Originally Posted by SANDMAN
    You are either an idiot or horrible at telling jokes.
    I was being whimsical. but you can see the reasoning behind it can't you? it isn't an idiotic idea at all.
    Last edited by jamie1990; 12-28-2006 at 01:55 PM.

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    choking yourself isn't possible...unless you gag yourself... if you use your hands to choke yourself you'll cut off the oxygen flow to your brain, making you sleepy, and making you lose your grip. you'll pass out, but you won't die...

    if you really want to kill yourself, the most effective way is to sever your spine, forget cutting yourself, jumping off a balcony, or hanging yourself. all you have to do is grab a hammer and a mortar, feel your nape for your spine (where your neck ends) and place the mortar there, then hammer away.
    Last edited by level4paperboy; 12-28-2006 at 03:51 PM. Reason: correction, and additional content

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chizabubble View Post
    nah. eating crushed glass.
    rip your insides apart for the win.
    No, that's not manly or bad ass, since like jumping off a building or taking poison, you can't undo it once you do it. But with choking yourself, you could easily stop, but you choose not to. So bad ass.

    And to those who think it's impossible, you're just not man enough.

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    You know, there is an even more badass way to kill yourself: Stop breathing. If you can do that, you're a true man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealthMoose View Post
    It's old and most of you've probably already seen it, but for those who haven't - http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide
    Haha that was great, he even rated the cadbury surprize a 12 out of 10.


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    Heh the 'Licking a Hooker's ass' was my personal favourite for the sheer wrongness, yet plausability of it. Also his method of dumping a girlfriend is the greatest ever.

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    the fact that it was plausible made me laugh the most.

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    It's been done before.

    Isn't it called "hanging yourself?"

 

 
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