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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default You know what I don't get? Kids who are lured in by pedos.

    This is probably offensive. Don't read it if you are easily offended. But if you are easily offended, well, this is LUE.

    I mean, I can understand the ones who are physically overpowered.

    But the ones that are lured in?

    What the hell are they thinking of?

    Some of the stuff I've heard plays out like a goddamn cartoon.

    "Honk honk! Hey Doug! Mr. Dink just told me about a party he was having, just us two are invited, there's going to be beer and everything! He said chicks will be coming too! It's in his basement! He's even going to let us...you know...play with ourselves while he shows porn!"

    "I don't know Skeet, I mean, we heard that guy from school saying that people like Mr. Dink are old and they'll try to-"

    "Doug, are you cool?"

    "Well yeah, I like the Beets but-"

    "Don't you want to get laid, Doug? And not those minor leagues like Patty. All the cool guys, they go in the basements of 40 year old guys who hang around young teenaged males all day. And they score. With chicks."

    Two weeks later

    "Tonight on Bluffington News, we regret the loss of two of some of our brightest minds. The bodies of Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine and Douglas Yancy Funnie were found bound and gagged in the dumpster of the Honker Burger. The assailant has been captured, and his only comments were, "I honked that young Valentine until he turned purple."
    XFD WTF DID I JUST READ 10 CHARACTERS LOLOLOLOL

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    AK's gone mad. I suggest running.

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    Didn't they make a show, where they catch pedos on camera. hmm.. i didnt watch it much cause, one of the pedo came in naked and i changed the channel.

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    Silly pedos. Someone needs to bitchslap the kids who get lured in though.

    YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID.

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    It's called natural selection, and it kicks ass.

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    Yeah...

    But what about the hot chicks who get lured in?

    That means we never get to bang em...

    What with the emotional scars of those who live.

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    wait i read this thread title expecting to see AK express disappointment that he couldn't nag him some cute thirteen year old tweener dudes... sadly mistaken i was...


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    AK just go get yourself some shotacon, you'll feel mucho better afterwards...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skeet
    It's in his basement! He's even going to let us...you know...play with ourselves while he shows porn!
    ahahhahhah. that's too stupid for words. even someone mentally handicapped would be naturally wary of strangers, but I can't believe how stupid you'd need to be to actually trust a forty year old man offering to let wack-off in his basement.

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    Why did you use Doug?

    Any who, kids stupid enough to fall for something like that deserve to get it.

    But the pedos still need to get hung.


    "Let my ears hear not but the most sinful of lyrics"

 

 
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