Ok so yesterday me and my friends had absolutely nothing to do…so we went to the happiest place on earth…Wal-Mart!
If you ever have the whole day off bring this To Do List
1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in.
4. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
5. Walk up to strangers and say, Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
6. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the store as your playing field.
7. Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas.
8. Set up a tent in the camping department.
9. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
10. Play with the calculators so that they all spell ''hello'' upside down. (01134)
11. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a battlefield with X-Men.
12. Dart around while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.'
13. Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop.
14. Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples' carts when they aren't paying attention.
15. Marco Polo
16. While walking around alone pretend someone is with you and get into a conversation.
17. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it.(make sure they dont have purse's or anything in there)
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away.
19. Shopping cart races.
What crazy things have you done in other stores I need more ideas.