Happiest Place on Earth
Ok so yesterday me and my friends had absolutely nothing to do…so we went to the happiest place on earth…Wal-Mart!
If you ever have the whole day off bring this To Do List
1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in.
4. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
5. Walk up to strangers and say, Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
6. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the store as your playing field.
7. Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas.
8. Set up a tent in the camping department.
9. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
10. Play with the calculators so that they all spell ''hello'' upside down. (01134)
11. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a battlefield with X-Men.
12. Dart around while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.'
13. Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop.
14. Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples' carts when they aren't paying attention.
15. Marco Polo
16. While walking around alone pretend someone is with you and get into a conversation.
17. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it.(make sure they dont have purse's or anything in there)
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away.
19. Shopping cart races.
What crazy things have you done in other stores I need more ideas.
21. Take out a shelf of cereal boxes, then slide into the shelf and have a buddy replace the outermost row of boxes. Then pretend you're dead and wait for somebody to try and take a box of cereal.
22. Find a bunch of those expandable plastic lightsabers and have the most epic, tragic fight of your entire life.
23. Learn to count to 15. You missed it.
24. Ride those bicycles all over the store! The smaller, the better.
25. Play hide and go seek in the clothes department.
26. Go to some random stranger and ask "I lost my mummy. Can you help me find her?"
27. Take chalk and draw a box on the floor and write "myspace" in it.
28. Carry around a cooler that says "human head"
29. Flood the Bathroom
30. Waterballon fight... a la Xbox 360
31. Go to sleep on one of the mattresses... like totally knocked out.
32. Cry loudly... very loudly...
33. if male try on some bras... if female try on the boxers... over your regular clothes of course then ask the first people to walk by how it fits
34. turn all the radios to the most hardcore rap station and blast it as loud as possible.
35. Perform fellatio on random shoppers.
36. Go to the middle of the store (or to the back if you can get on the intercom, otherwise middle is best for acoustics) and scream at the top of your lungs "DALE EARNHARDT SUCKED!!!".
Now see if you can make it to the entrance, into your car, and safely away from Wal-mart with your life.
37. Intercept people as they come in and greet them before the greeter (killing him and wearing his head as a funny hat is best, but it's a little messy).
38. Bring a tool set with you and tear apart as many display models as you can before your thrown out.
39. Disguise yourself as a knight, bring along some friends of yours, and start a battle of epic proportions. You can also try disguising as a ninja, or as a pirate.
40. Roll on the floor, and tell people that your religion commands it.
41. "Borrow" the price-tag gun, and go around pricing random stuff.
Haha...7 and 14 are the only ones I have done.
42. Hop in a shopping cart and get a buddy to push you. Act like a 8-year-old while you're at it.
I did that before >=D
Originally Posted by StealDragon
With friends. Didn't acutally go up to ppl and ask how it fit tho =P