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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default The ability to start your life over again or to never have to poop ever again?

    1) Go back to days before your birth with all your memories intact. You will still need to develop your body though, so much sleeping and stuff. You have 1 year to list down things you should remember before they fade away...

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    2) Goodbye poop. No more gastric pains or anything related to poop. Your poop is sent to a magical place beyond the rainbows.

    What would you choose?!?

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    The thing to write down would be "everything".

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKofC View Post
    1) Go back to days before your birth with all your memories intact. You will still need to develop your body though, so much sleeping and stuff. You have 1 year to list down things you should remember before they fade away...

    OR

    2) Goodbye poop. No more gastric pains or anything related to poop. Your poop is sent to a magical place beyond the rainbows.

    What would you choose?!?
    I would choose both since it's already painful to keep and remember every single memory from birth until your previous death. Even if I restarted with or without the same person, I will still live in a different life in a different time and bear a different experience and pain. {That's one reason that I loathe immortality.}

    So my choice is restart my life and then die naturally once.
    Aznhuskarl aka 20Cent

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    I swear to GOD i had a dream JUST like that yesterday.

    In mi dream i spent 3hours dream time looking up lotto numbers, sports games, proof that 9/11 happend, and porno. And books that i can pretend to have wrote.


    "Let my ears hear not but the most sinful of lyrics"

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    I don't know, I kinda like to poop. It's a great feeling when you wake up, do your morning ritual, sit down on your throne for 10-20 mins squeezing out a long one before you go to work/school.

    Of course, then theres bad poop, the runny kind, the kind that hurts and the kind that just won't get off your ass no matter how much you wipe. But that's the bad stuff out the way.

    It's very liberating to poop, after you've done it it feels like the whole world is yours for the taking, at least you can eat whatever the hell you like again...

    So in short, I choose 1.

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    I think most people will pick number one, since we're so customed to take some time to do your thing on the potty. We except it, and it becomes a part of life. Starting over, everyone for the most part would like to re-do something at least once. And like what Sandman said, write down lotto numbers or shiet, help you get a little head start or something.

    off topic: i hate driving during winter, especially in MN. Icy roads are gay...going to skool was scary, insta-slide when u brake. ><

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    I choose number 1, I enjoying pooping

    It makes me feel good dumping a chocolate bunny in the toilet
    Releasing a mud covered baby out of my now mud butt
    Freeing a brown snake from captivity and letting it run free, withing the waters of the restroom
    Opening the flood gates and letting the chunky coffee go for the people!

    1 year to write things down that I should remember will be hard, no way Ill be able to remember every girls name...

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    and because of the 70 word rule, my post must become more graphic

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    1 for sure. There is no comparison really, poop never stopped anyone from achieving greatness, and neither is it a significant hindrance in general.

    ^Me after watching Spirited Away, because I discovered the best movie ever!
    Random but good advice: Play Metal Slug.

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    I cannot see anything bad hapening with me by chosing the first one, but if I love someone that likes scat I'm screwed if I chose the second one.

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    1 would be a good choice but like you said a new born child can only stay awake for so many hours at a time.

    And wouldn't it also mean that I have to wait until I can re develop my fine motor skills? I doubt I that I can relearn how to write in a short enough period of time for me to put down anything useful, especially if someone doesn't help me preserve though documents somewhere I can have access to them (knowing my life I'll be moving around a lot).

    How exactly am I supposed to convince anyone that I'm a prophet with 18 years worth of information, especially when I have no control over your choice #2?


    121, this takes way too much effort.

 

 
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