you know im only kidding. poking fun at you is 17% of my daily output of sarcastic humor!
you know im only kidding. poking fun at you is 17% of my daily output of sarcastic humor!
I like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends
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wait till mel gibson sees this....
I shall prepare the men my liege.
Our Swords are ready, we shall kill for you in your holy name!
The Templars are ready.
It matters not if you approve,
I mean look at Christians, Thier 10 rules include "dont kill" yet they did it like mad.
The Google Wars have begun!
The Heretics shall fall, Googalism for none!
Ah. Their holy crusades will include BSOD.
o_o
The Googlemendments
Thou shalt not Ask jeeves for help.
Thou shalt never become a Yahoolagin.
Thou shalt not spam.
Thou shalt not flame thy neighbors wife.
Thou shalt not ask stupid quetions.
Add more lets see how many we can think of.
"Let my ears hear not but the most sinful of lyrics"
Actually they already have the 10 Commandments of google, it's right here:
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scr...mandments.html
Last edited by Hanul; 12-11-2006 at 01:00 PM.
Until one has given everything, one has given nothing.
—Georges Guynemer
I think the third Commandment is outdated; Google is a verb thanks to the outbreak of Church of Google followers. It distinguishes their actions from those of any other search engine.
And the tenth one... sorry, but Google Bombs are too funny. =P
But I see that many people sending hate mail are breaking the commandment about thou not mispelling. It shames me to see such a crime even if they are not members of the Church of Google. We must send missionaries to make them repent for the sin of misspelling.
By the way, Wal-Mart doesn't sell lives. I've checked. Twice.
~Digital_Eon~
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