My 42" 100Hz 1080p LCD flatscreen TV with built in freesat.
Coolest thing I own is my life.
My Penis, that thing's pretty awesome.
^ it gets u in and out of trouble doesn't it?
^ Ah not really... brain + penis are a pretty good team in my case.
Like brain says: That girl is hot and she wont be any trouble, go for it.
Penis: Yes sir!
It works most of the time.
brain: "Abort we must abort the mission!"
penis: "No way Jose!!"
brain: "hmmm I'm not in her league, so I shouldn't bother..."
penis: "Attention! Forward March!"