That's me this time.
That's me this time.
Jyuu steps in wielding the mighty banwang!
What? I got to him the second time... third, I guess.
By the way, it's not just the rape topic. It also includes the post about Pokemon rape in Naruto.
P.S. Does the fact that I banned you mean that your ban requires any less respect?
My dreams usually consist of me getting "killed" or just "dying." For instance I've been on a field trip to the aquarium(sp) and one of my friends pushed me into the shark tank. I've been swimming in a pool at the beach and a tsunami came out of nowhere and I drowned. I fall off cliffs, have animals eat me, people with weapons etc... I would have to say that about 70-80% of my dreams involve me being on the brink of death right before I wake up or another one takes over.
Needless to say I am jealous of you all and your pleasant dreams.
"Look I have a brain, I just took it out so it wouldn't get wet." - Meatwad ATHF
He prolly won't read this (unless he ban dodges again), but I'll write down two of my dreams anyway.
First one happend two nights ago:
I can't remember all of it, I think it had something to do with a forest; anyway, the bit I do remember towards the end of the dream, I was doing my laundry and there was this woman (no one in particular, blue eyes, short wet black hair, a bit skinny) doing hers, throughout the process of taking the laundry out of the washer and hanging it up on a rack to dry, she would occasionally drop a piece of black lacy lingerie (meh, so I have a thing for lacy lingerie) without noticing. most of the time I would pick it up and hand it to her trying hard not to look at her or it and trying not to appear too embarresed, but occasionally when she was completely pre ocupied, I would put it either in my pocket or under my jumper and would get a real thrill from this while she was completely oblivious, I didn't do anything with it, I just kept it and this would make me feel excited (not perverted excited, more like kid in a toy store excited). Thats all I remember, pretty perveted really.
Second one happened last night (or rather this morning berfore I woke up), again I don't remember all of it: I and three others (all non existent anime characters (i.e. just generic anime style characters), one girl and two other boys, all about 14 including me) were trapped in a sky scraper full of zombies in lab coats (I've been playing too much resident evil), the girl was the leader of our group although I seemed to be making all the tactical decissions; anyway, after running around for a while, we ended up in a room with lots of rifles on the floor (all either SA80s, M16s, or AK-47s without the magazines) I was trying to teach the two boys how to use an SA80 (one of the boys was trying to explain how it worked to the other, but was really just talking bullshit and I was trying to correct him, while he was trying to argue that his (wrong) explanation was correct), I was showing the two how to opperate it, but for some reason I was showing them the cadet version (single shot, no gas parts, must be cocked each time to fire) but the cocking lever (the cadet rifle has a lever in front of the ejection port that is conected to the bolt by a rod) was under the fore grip, so you cocked it like a shotgun. In the meantime, the girl was looking for a way out of the room (even though it wasn't locked and the door was open), anyway, we got out of the room (leaving the guns behind?!), still being chased by the green humanoid zombie lizards in lab coats that looked like that lizard scientist guy from the spiderman cartoon (don't ask, its just a dream) and we managed to get outside (it was night and raining) onto the main deck of the ocean liner (like I said, don't ask) and we had to try and get to the top deck to be rescued by helicopter. We never got to the top, my alarm clock woke me up before we did. And despite what it sounds like, it was a really exciting dream.
Last edited by 98abaile; 12-04-2006 at 10:08 AM.
I dreamt I was going bald last night. That failed majorly. It was like in patches as well, little clumps falling out more and more...
The only other one that springs to mind happened a week or so ago and involved my c*nt of an ex being thoroughly humiliated in the most cringing but deserving fashion. Ah at least my dreams bow to laws of Karmic balance.
I always tend to forget what I dreamt as soon as I wake up but then later when I remember stuff I forget whether it actually happened or I dreamt it... I am fucked when I get Old.
@ Jakko - Who originally wrote that epic speech in your post ? Its full of awesomeness.
I usually have pretty messed up dreams. They range from grocery shopping with my boyfriend to random death scenes (often involving a family feud, I guess it must be a subconcious fear of mine or something).
I once woke up while falling out of bed. That was a strange feeling.
And he has sent you a PM apologizing, DE. I know you don't check them very often, so this is me letting you know.
@Adonai: Whenever I realize I'm in a dream, I wake up. Happens quite often, but I can never stay in a dream after I figure it is one. However, I have woken up mid dream only to continue it after I fall asleep again.
But what I want to know is, does anyone who gets those falling down dreams wake up with a really numb body part afterwards? I feel that I only ever get those dreams when my leg is numb with no blood in it, or when my arm's circulation has been cut off to the point where it's cold and immovable for a while. So my theory was that those dreams are basically my brain telling me to wake up before I kill something.
^Me after watching Spirited Away, because I discovered the best movie ever!
Random but good advice: Play Metal Slug.
Mine dreams? I've always find them strange, and hard to recall, since most of the events that take place in them happen in places I haven't ever seen, and with people I've never met. Even so, they are always interesting. It's like watching a really good movie, until I recover consciousness, then I don't know what to do, and wake up.