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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default My first sexual experience involving nudity.

    While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.

    Me: It's allright.
    Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?

    I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.

    Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my boobs?

    So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.

    She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her "self" with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into it. I had seriously underestimated this femawang's liquid retention volume.

    Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!

    I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.

    Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

    I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

    Startled by this, I yelled 'TASTE THE AFTERMATH!' and pissed on her face as I ran to the bathroom.

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    freakparade is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    Is it really happen to you??

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    sperm worm is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    course it didnt. but the ending is priceless.


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    Nighthawk18 is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    rofl TASTE THE AFTERMATH
    lmao
    If uve gotta draw the line sumwhere, make sure its drawn in pencil

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    temillion is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    And I thought my stories were bad

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    Sasu is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    Congrats. You found yourself a girl who's fit to be termed 'nympho' (no offense, but the way you put it, make her sound like one) Nice escape, pissing on her when your parents step right in. Priceless really. Is there a round 2? Post about it later.

    Made this a long time ago, using others might reveal my identity xD

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    DuneKoon is offline Banned Respected Member
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    Hahahaha.....OMG she said "im the coolaid man" hahaha....

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    lol you should write skits for comedy shows... lol... wait... why are you still living at home... and what happened to her after you ran away XD


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    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    flash is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    you like to piss on girls, don't you AK?
    Oh YEah Oh Yeah!

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    Why is the Cool Aid man so strong?

 

 
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