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    Default Probably the most random thread I will have posted.

    Question for you guys. (More like requesting for advice.)


    I want to sabotage the apartment I am living in. The owner is a jerk and I am moving out by Sunday. What can I do to mess things up so that he will only find out later (say, a week or so)?

    Money is no issue. I can spend thousands to screw things up big time.

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    Well. You could come back a week or so later and toss a brick through the window. Though I wouldn't recommend that cuz it's illegal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aikido View Post
    Well. You could come back a week or so later and toss a brick through the window. Though I wouldn't recommend that cuz it's illegal.
    I would do far worse than that (I love fires), but it's an apartment on the 9th floor.

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    friend's recomendations:
    - start with the fridge. remove the collection tray.
    - loosen the water feed on the back of the toilet
    (the first they find out, will be when the downstairs neighbor gets water through the ceiling)
    - I hear that if you can get a grapefruit down the toilet, that'll cause a hell of a mess, too

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    -dump copious amounts of urine in all the potted plants you see
    -stick something down the toilet (like a grapefruit )
    -gather some banana peels and pile them in the corner of the bedroom closet
    -leave food crumbs in dark. like behind the fridge.


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    Mess with the energy circuits of the house. The voltage levels will be so high, that once he switches something on... Boom!

    If he tries plugging-in something, he may die, though.


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    Can you loosen the piping under the sink?
    Leave taps on?
    Shit Im the worst vandal ever.

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    Take a dump in the water tank behind the toilet. /thumbs up/


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    Hide gay bestiality porn...somewhere.


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    bugs. lots of em.

    termites, centipedes, carpenter ants, rats, spiders, whatever attracts.

 

 
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