Probably the most random thread I will have posted.
Question for you guys. (More like requesting for advice.)
I want to sabotage the apartment I am living in. The owner is a jerk and I am moving out by Sunday. What can I do to mess things up so that he will only find out later (say, a week or so)?
Money is no issue. I can spend thousands to screw things up big time.
Well. You could come back a week or so later and toss a brick through the window. Though I wouldn't recommend that cuz it's illegal.
I would do far worse than that (I love fires), but it's an apartment on the 9th floor.
Originally Posted by Aikido
- start with the fridge. remove the collection tray.
- loosen the water feed on the back of the toilet
(the first they find out, will be when the downstairs neighbor gets water through the ceiling)
- I hear that if you can get a grapefruit down the toilet, that'll cause a hell of a mess, too
-dump copious amounts of urine in all the potted plants you see
-stick something down the toilet (like a grapefruit )
-gather some banana peels and pile them in the corner of the bedroom closet
-leave food crumbs in dark. like behind the fridge.
Mess with the energy circuits of the house. The voltage levels will be so high, that once he switches something on... Boom!
If he tries plugging-in something, he may die, though.
Can you loosen the piping under the sink?
Leave taps on?
Shit Im the worst vandal ever.
Take a dump in the water tank behind the toilet. /thumbs up/
Hide gay bestiality porn...somewhere.
bugs. lots of em.
termites, centipedes, carpenter ants, rats, spiders, whatever attracts.