well, i often do this stuff... so no more wondering for you.
and causing damage is fun.
causing damage wantonly is stupid, period.
@jyuu : if you want to make the owner pay, find some ways that won't annoy the next tenants more than the owner
because, i don't want to be mean but with most of what has been proposed here, the guy you want to screw with will have nothing to really worry about, while other tenants like you will be pissed of and will have to assume all the shits themselves >.>
^ agreed. you should try to do something that will give grief to the landlord more than the people who move in after you.
try not to get caught if you attempt these.
but the problem with some of those is, he can't be sure that the owner will be there.
and even if he is, he will notice quite fast. won't take him a week.
Originally Posted by Chiyo
put deep frozen chicken meat in closets, you have no idea how that shit smells if left like that for a week, and if it gets into the wood it will smell like that for eternity, no way to get rid of the stench
Originally Posted by jamie1990
There's no other choice, Jyuu...
Fuck his mom.
Get some animals (carnivores preferably) and paint and plant some meat in random places. If there is somebody coming in as soon as you leave you probably shouldn't do this but if it's going to be vacant for a while go ahead and do it.
Buy wood furniture at Pier One and leave it in the apartment. Chances are, they're infested with wood-boring beetles and once that shit gets loose, it costs thousands just to exterminate, not to mention repair/replace the damaged wood.
Import cases of maggots and shove them under the sofa or anywhere else which is hidden.
It'll take a week or two depending on location and developmental stages
Dump something absolutely shitty in the toilet bowl where nobody bothers to give a shit until way later - grow something there. Like a swarm of cockroaches.
Replace coffee powder with mud powder.
Locate water storage and dump some mosquito eggs in there. Make sure there's available sunlight
Leave holes in everything containing food.
Replace cooking oil with stink liquid.
Clean toothbrush used for scrubbing floor and toilet then replace with standard toothbrush.
Remove water-purifier's filter system.
Grow some moss.
Be a hobo.
War. War Never Changes.