have a party
get your stuff out, and have a party
BYOB start with 3~4 6packs you paid for, have everyone else bring the rest
pee in the wall and carpets and others will follow eventually, tell your guest that you dont care how fucked they make the apartment
Bring in some rats and have them stay.
Or maybe even go buy an ant colony and have it run under your sink.
Or go find a fat rat and stick it in a place that's hard to reach and where it can't get out of. The stench should do it.
Dump a bag of sugar on the engine of his car.
FECES use that it's a sure win !
agreed, but cockroaches are harder to be removed/killed. And yeah they can't blame you for having insects in the apt.
Originally Posted by coolpuprocks
or open the window and turn on the heater (assuming heater is not free) before you leave.
Last edited by flash; 11-29-2006 at 08:37 AM.
Put frozen prawns in hard to reach places that can't be seen. He'll know about it in a week.
You will not be able to sleep, so why don't you....just stay awake
what i like the best is to fuck with wiring. change all of the sockets so they don't work (aka clip the wires), and screw with the circut box. as said, you will get a miniature explosion. also, FUCK WITH THE WATER! unscrew pipes, etc.
I can't believe I'm saying this but could you stick a contaminant in the pipe that say... turns the water orange or something? XP
Also again, water damage is costly....
this is so mean...
that's the point, silver. XD
oh, and you can always kill something and hide it under the floorboards/in a wall/in the ceiling... the smell will DEFINATELY freak them out... ^_^