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    Default Little Joe sees Daddy and Aunt in woods undressing!

    Little Joe sees his Daddy’s car pass the playground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees daddy and Aunt Susie in a passionate embrace.

    Joe finds this exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother, “Mummy, mummy, I was at the playground and Daddy and …”

    Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story.

    So Joe tells her, “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy go into the woods with Aunt Susie. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Susie a big kiss, then he helped her to take off her skirt, then Aunt Susie helped Daddy take off his pants, then Aunt Susie laid down on the seat, then Daddy …”

    At this point, Mummy cuts him off and said, “Joe, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”

    At the dinner table, Mummy asks Joe to tell his story. Joe starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on car seat and “… then Daddy and Aunt Susie did the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in Navy.”

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    undeadxknight is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    0.o WOW where you got this from, anyone got any storys to tell ?

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    I hope little "joe" isn't actually little cpr.

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    Hanul is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Wow, the mom got herself in a tough situation.
    Nice story Cpr, where did you find this? And do you have any more interesting stories to tell?

    Until one has given everything, one has given nothing.
    —Georges Guynemer

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    Ow, DAMN.

    Bitch got OWNED.

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    Haahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaaahaahahahaahahahah ahaahhahahahahaahahhahahahaahahahhahhahahhahahahaa ahahahahahahaha

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    wooow, i still wondering how internet can be a such mine of entertainement!
    its not that i dont respect your opinion, i just dont want to hear it!


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    hahahaha
    Mummy got OWNED.

    EDIT: why the smiles didnt appear ?? :s
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    Poor little Joe's gonna miss his parents.

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    Wow.

    Wow.

    War. War Never Changes.

 

 
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