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    Default Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?

    Here's a funny story I found:

    Science Class - 6th grade Science Teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,

    "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    No one answered until little Molly stood up angrily, and said "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!"

    She sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again.

    "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

    The teacher continued to ignore Molly and asked the class, "Anybody?"

    Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

    Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy." Then she turned to Molly and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

    First, you have a dirty mind.

    Second, you didn't read your homework.

    And third, one day, you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed!!!"

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    lmao. good stuff. I wish i was in that class.

    dunno though. I'm still growing so maybe 10 times isn't an impossible feat(sarcasm)

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    hehe
    is molly thinking what I'm thinking?

    I don't think molly will be dissapointed, you'll never know these days.

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    Haha the phallus was the first thing I thought of too.

    Man, if they asked that question in high school biology class there'd be so many dirty jokes it wouldn't even be funny.

    As for the inaccurate increase in size, there's always Viagra.


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    Viagra only cause unnatural length in a temporal manner, it doesn't actually affect the physical dimensions that much.

    That's why the commercial always warn about erections lasting over 4 hours...by then the blood will have run out of oxygen and the penis will basically die from oxygen deprivation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolpuprocks View Post
    Here's a funny story I found:

    Science Class - 6th grade Science Teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,

    "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    No one answered until little Molly stood up angrily, and said "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!"

    She sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again.

    "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

    The teacher continued to ignore Molly and asked the class, "Anybody?"

    Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

    Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy." Then she turned to Molly and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

    First, you have a dirty mind.

    Second, you didn't read your homework.

    And third, one day, you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed!!!"
    hahahaahaha
    omg wow instant classic lol

    5$ says little molly will grow up to be a stripper

    who charges 5$ for a lap dance

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    I think Molly will.

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    Old. And lame.

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    unlike our good friend jak, i think it's neither of the two.
    i have not read this before. i find it pretty funny.
    maybe the style in which it was told is a li'l like the 'li'l johny in ...' crack ups pattern, but the punch lines were decent enough.
    how much more do you expect from a teacher student 6th grader joke. anything more and it would have lost it's feel as a classroom joke.
    first their was Y.L, then A.O, and now out of confused exasperation the Double D.

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    Haha Also,

    Quote Originally Posted by אֲדֹנָי View Post
    Viagra only cause unnatural length in a temporal manner, it doesn't actually affect the physical dimensions that much.
    Nicely put

 

 
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